Comey Kookspiracy Testimony: Event Over (wow just wow)

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 8, 2017

Final Thoughts – For Now

This was a crazy, crazy, crazy thing that just happened. If you didn’t watch it live, I’d advise you to go back and watch it.

wow just wow.

i can’t even.

Update 12:36

JOHN MCCAIN JUST ASKED PRESIDENT COMEY ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON’S COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA.

“I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT THING IS!”

The thing is important though.

Update 12:35

He just called him “President Comey.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT’S A BIG DEAL.

WOW.

THIS IS CLASSIC HISTORY RIGHT HERE.

Update 12:33

Whoa.

Dude is burned the fuck out. Just rambling gibberish.

This is the white pill of the month.

Update 12:31

Well, John McCain appears to have serious health problems.

That’s good.

Update 11:57

Shining city on a hill?

More like pile of dogshit in a roadside ditch.

Why is there not a single piece of evidence, Comey?

How is it possible that you do not have a single piece of evidence?

Why was the investigation of Trump the single piece of information not leaked?

Update 11:44

WHO WILL RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME PISSGATE?

Update 11:30

HE HAS SAID “MY MOTHER RAISED ME” THREE TIMES.

THREE.

TIMES.

IN 90 MINUTES.

THAT’S ONCE EVERY THIRTY MINUTES.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE DO THAT BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE?

Update 11:27

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FACTS, COMEY?

I JUST HEARD A SERIES OF BUZZWORDS!

SAYING SOMETHING IS TRUE BECAUSE IT IS A FACT IS NOT A VALID LEGAL STATEMENT!

CROWDSTRIKE SHOULD BE GIVING THIS TESTIMONY!

Update 11:09

JAMES COMEY MAY ACTUALLY BELIEVE HIMSELF TO BE THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST.

BUT THEN WHY IS HE SWEATING SO MUCH????

Rubio the sweater isn’t seating as he calls Comey out on the leaks.

OOPS HERE COMES WYDEN THE OREGONIAN SON OF HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS.

Update 10:59:

OFFICIAL DAILY STORMER ANNOUNCEMENT AFTER THE FIRST HOUR OF THIS BULLSHIT: PRESIDENT TRUMP NEEDS TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW VIA TWITTER RIGHT NOW, DURING THIS HEARING, ORDER THE MILITARY TO SURROUND THIS BUILDING AND ARREST EVERYONE IN IT.

THE FBI NEVER SAW THE FUCKING SERVER. “HIS GUYS” SAID THAT “THEIR GUYS” CONFIRMED THE RUSSIANS DID IT.

THIS IS INSANE.

Update II:

The filthy traitor and conspirator Comey is the only man in the room sweating.

Now seeing this man in action, as the frontman representative of this conspiracy against America, I pledge allegiance to President Donald J. Trump.

These people are planning a Third World War and James Comey wants to be the war President.

That is what this man wants.

Look at him.

I have to pay attention to this.

Oh here’s Feinstein.

Jesus Christ help us.

Update I:

Okie doke can’t keep from live posting this.

James Comey is the filthiest goddamn traitor in the history of this country, and I believe in the history of countries as a concept.

This is absolutely unbelievable.

We are witnessing a coup here.

Original article follows.

It’s the big day.

Happening now.

Comey testifies.

He already released his “prepared remarks,” the sneaky sonovabitch.

This is do or die time.

Or the beginning of it.

Comey is going to perjure himself. If he doesn’t, then he will admit to having perjured himself when he previously said that he had proof of the Russian hacking conspiracy.

There is no proof of the Russian hacking conspiracy.

What we are going to be looking for here is some specific detail where he can get caught in an outright, incontestable lie, which can be independently verified with documented proof as a knowing lie and not an accident or mistake of some kind.

I believe – let me stop myself right there and rephrase – I hope Trump has the dox on what he is going to perjure.

This could be the setup.

Because if Comey perjures, Comey is then part of a real conspiracy by Jews to hoax a hoax conspiracy by Trump. An investigation can be opened and the whole network of conspirators – which includes, but is not limited to Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, John McCain, James Clapper and the entire Jewish media – will be brought down with him.

Macro Rubio and Tom Cotton both had dinner with Trump on Tuesday.

So the question we’re looking for is going to come from one of these two. Either of them could have been promised whatever for pursuing whichever line of questioning Trump wants (without even needing to understand it), which will lead him into his rattrap.

Trump presumably won’t immediately drop the dox, as it is possibly in the form of an illegally recorded tape.

You can check Trump’s Twitter to see if he actually live Tweets this hearing. It’s been rumored that he might.

I will not be doing live updates on this thread.

I’m going to relax and watch the hearing, and give my report this afternoon. However, if you are at work or somewhere where you can’t watch, our readership will be live posting in the comments thread. There will also be lively discussion on our Discord server.

Godspeed, Mr. President.

We the people are still here, waiting for you to become the man we know you were destined to be.