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October 9, 2014
In one of the most ridiculous cries of “muh feels” from Blacks in several hours, a Black Congressman, Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD), has come out and claimed that most Black Americans fear that the Secret Service has a secret plan to let the Black President be murdered, on purpose, because they secretly hate Black people for some secret reason.
Rep. Eli added that he personally does not believe in this particular Negro conspiracy theory.
Face the Nation host Bob Schieffer breeched the topic on his show, saying that many paranoid Black feelings-mongers believe that the Secret Service would be more motivated to protect a White President than the fatherless Black bastard who presently holds the highest office in the world.
“Eighty-five percent of all African-Americans that come to me mention what you just said, and I don’t agree with it,” said Mr. Cummings.
“We have information that this goes all the way back to the Bush administration, a lot of the problems that we’re talking about now. It’s just that they’re coming to light. So a lot of these things existed before President Obama.”
“The president’s people have told me that he feels very comfortable,” Cummings said. “He feels good about it, and most importantly the First Lady feels good about it.”
I respect Mr. Cummings for not endorsing this stupid conspiracy theory, wherein security professionals would purposefully fail to fulfil their duties in order to cause a Black person harm. Though I suspect that he is only claiming not to believe it in order to look reasonable, while implying that he is basically the only Black guy in America who doesn’t believe in it.
