Confused Monkey President Says He Doesn’t Have a Strategy to Deal With ISIS

Daily Slave
August 29, 2014

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ah don’t wants ta put da cart ‘bfoe da horse: we’s don’t gots uh strategy yet brace yo’self foo’!

The confused imperial monkey President Barack Obama recently stated that he doesn’t have a strategy to deal with ISIS or the Islamic State.  Considering this dumb ape almost bombed Bashar Al-Assad’s government over dubious – presumably outright false – claims that his government used chemical weapons just a year ago proves how baffled he is over this situation.

So, he’s gone from almost bombing a country who has been fighting these Islamic militants to bombing the Islamic militants.  This is after many of those same Islamic militants were originally propped-up with aid provided to them by the American government and other pre-Western Arab governments in the region.

There’s no question that Obama is just a puppet for Jewish power, but he’s so incompetent that he can’t even figure out how to properly carry out what the Jews want.  The fact that he doesn’t get along with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu also complicates matters for the Jewish puppet masters.

Time Magazine:

President Barack Obama seemed to commit the worst of Washington gaffes Thursday when he updated the American people about the ongoing threat from Islamist militants wreaking havoc in Iraq and Syria.

“I don’t want to put the cart before the horse: we don’t have a strategy yet,” Obama said of the effort to combat the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) in its safe haven in Syria. “I think what I’ve seen in some of the news reports suggest that folks are getting a little further ahead of what we’re at than what we currently are.”

Obama’s comment that “we don’t have a strategy,” delivered to reporters at the White House before the Labor Day holiday weekend, prompted immediate mockery from Republicans — not to mention quick damage control from the White House.

“In his remarks today, [Obama] was explicit — as he has been in the past — about the comprehensive strategy we’ll use to confront [ISIS] threat,” White House press secretary Josh Earnest said in a series of Twitter posts. “He was referring to military options for striking [ISIS] in Syria,” Earnest added in a hastily scheduled CNN appearance.

Obama was set to meet with the National Security Council on Thursday evening, and he said his Administration is working hard to develop a plan for stemming ISIS’s spread from Iraq to Syria.