Cruzman Says Donald Plans to Steal People’s Farms or Something

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 23, 2016

Cruzman Sachs, a man whose facial features are the result of getting trapped with a loaf of bread inside of a teleportation machine (exactly like what happened in David Cronenberg’s “The Fly,” see below video), has come up with his weirdest trick yet.

Cruz’ latest attack on Trump claims that he is planning to steal cowherder’s farms. Or something. It isn’t really clear what he’s even saying.

Trumps response to the ad last night was especially hilarious.

He says (paraphrasing): “I don’t even know what the hell he’s talking about … I guess the government owns land and we should divvy it up or something. This is not an issue I know anything about. I’m telling you, there’s something wrong with this guy.”

CNN has the clip here. Or here’s the full rally.