The major difference is that the figure on the left is not cucked by Jews
A German footballer is suing a Hong Kong doll company for making a World War 2 German Army doll he reckons bears not only a close resemblance to him, but is actually named after him, The Daily Telegraphreports.
Bastian Schweinsteiger does not want to upset the Jews or his feminist supremacist chancellor, Mother Merkel, because he is cucked, so he has kicked up a storm about a World War 2 collectible figure that he believes makes him look like a Nazi that killed sixteen-million-Jews-and-counting.
The action figure, which glorifies atrocities that were never committed against Jews except in Hollywood where they make lots of money for Jews, is not even “Nazi” because it represents a member of the Wehrmacht’s army supply unit.
MANCHESTER United’s Bastian Schweinsteiger is taking legal action against a Chinese company that manufactured a doll bearing the midfielder’s resemblance and dressed in Nazi military uniforms.
The figure, which is also named ‘Bastian’, can be seen wearing various German World War Two military uniforms, including the swastika and eagle symbols of Nazi Germany, and is on sale through the Hong Kong-based DID company.
The resemblance to Germany captain Schweinsteiger is striking, although a spokesman for the company has insisted that it is purely coincidental.
It is the doll that should be suing
Of course, the Hong Kong manufacturer suggests that accusations they have borrowed Bastian’s likeness are far-fetched are echoed in their hilarious contention that all White people look the same to them.
“We think that all Germans look like that. Bastian is also a very common name in Germany,” spokesman Patrick Chan told Bild.
However, a spokesman for Schweinsteiger, who won the World Cup with Germany in 2014, said the 31-year-old was taking legal action despite the company’s denial.
Media lawyer Ulrich Amelung told Bild that the doll was “a clear violation of Schweinsteiger’s personality rights” and “constituted a gross defamation and insult”.
The DID company, which is also selling figures of former Soviet Union leader Joseph Stalin and former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, was still advertising the figure on the front page on its website on Thursday morning.
Any reader who considers Bastian less than a man, and a bitch for the Jews, probably has a point. And the author of this article must disclose a longstanding affinity for the company at the centre of this story, Dragons In Dreams, since he has spent a small fortune collecting the offending figures.
Hamish Patton is of the opinion that Bastian is so cucked he should probably consider playing for Sweden.
Hamish Patton’s personal collection of DID figures entitled: Things Jews Don’t Like But Can’t Live Without Knowing Exist
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