Darth Vader Running for President of the Ukraine

Daily Stormer
April 2, 2014

Meanwhile...
Meanwhile…

Darth Vader is running for the Presidency of the Ukraine.

From the Guardian:

As Ukraine battles to stave off dark forces of its own, the Star Wars villain Darth Vader announced at the weekend he was running for president in a bid to restore glory to the downtrodden nation.

The Sith lord, or at least an unnamed costumed protester often seen on Kiev’s Independence Square flanked by his loyal stormtroopers during the winter protests, has been chosen as the official candidate of the Ukrainian Internet party (UIP) which has become known for its theatrical public stunts.

“After winning intra-party primaries by a landslide, comrade Vader will be our party’s candidate,” said the UIP leader, Dmitry Golubov, who spent time in prison after being convicted of using the internet to run a credit card fraud scheme.

Encased in black armour, with a black mask and cape, the party’s Darth Vader has been involved in several political actions in the country.

Finally, a serious politician has entered the bizarre spectacle of Ukrainian politics.

It is expected that he will give Willy Wonka a run for his money.

Actually, that isn’t expected.

The Ukraine situation is a cartoon.  This fits well.

Here you have Vader storming the Justice Ministry back in 2013.