Dear Apple Company: Stop Sucking Small Chinese Cock, Come Home to America

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 9, 2018

Tim Cook is a cocksucker.

But doesn’t he prefer to suck BIG WHITE COCKS than tiny Chinese ones?

I don’t really know anything about faggots.

Maybe they prefer small cocks?

I do know a thing or two about women, and I know they prefer MASSIVE COCKS.

Maybe that doesn’t translate to faggots. I don’t know. And to be perfectly frank with you, I have no desire to know, Tim.

But whatever size cocks you like, Tim, here’s the thing: you need to come home.

You need to bring the factories home.

You need to make these products in America.

I don’t mind paying an extra couple hundred dollars on the phone, Tim. I typically don’t buy products from people who suck cock – whatever the size – as a rule. But I like Apple. I think these are good products. They are objectively good products. The cocks you suck, Tim, the sizes of them – this is not my business.

Come home, you cocksucking faggot.

It’s time.