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This is a hilarious troll from the Danes and I was keking so hard I vomited up my daily dose of red pills and had to go to my safe space and realized it was time to take the L.
But also… wouldn’t it be a great idea to sell California, and all the people in it?
RT:
A crowdfunding group in Denmark has proposed that their country acquire the US state of California for $1 trillion and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries. The satirical idea of purchasing the territory comes after US President Donald Trump reiterated his interest in buying Greenland.
Trump has repeatedly floated the idea of acquiring Greenland – an autonomous territory of Denmark – citing the island’s significant strategic and economic value for the US. Both Danish and Greenlandic officials have vehemently rejected the idea. Trump, however, has suggested that he would be prepared to use military and economic force to obtain the territory. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio also stressed last month that purchasing Greenland is a serious goal and “not a joke.”
In response to Trump’s continued interest in the island, the ‘Denmarkification’ group has outlined its own proposal to the US president, offering to take California off his hands and throw in a lifetime supply of Danish pastries to “sweeten the deal.” The group pointed out that Trump has already described the state as “the most ruined” in the US.
The proposal is presented as a crowdfunded effort, with the group estimating that each Danish citizen would only need to “skip a few lattes” and contribute approximately 200,000 kroner ($27,675). The group humorously suggested that the acquisition would bring Danish cultural values, including “hygge” (comfort), bike lanes and Smorrebrod sandwiches to California. The group also said it plans to rename Disneyland to Hans Christian Andersenland, writing “Mickey Mouse in a Viking helmet? Yes please.”
That joke could have been funnier if you would have tried even harder.
Quick, without looking it up, name one story by Hans Christian Andersen, the most famous Dane ever.
It’s absurd that Denmark would go around bragging about that, while America has all of the most epic figures in history. Maybe we’ll rename “Greenland” as “Bo Jacksonville.”
Eskimos playing two different professional sports at the same time? Yes please.
The only cool thing I’ve ever seen an Eskimo do was club a baby seal, but that still makes them 10X cooler than the most famous ever Dane, Hans Christian Literally Who.
The Danish prime minster is a husky stable wench who was milking a goat in a shed when she decided to run for office to take a stand against gay rights restrictions in Chechnya and because she wanted to force people to use paper straws.
Denmark was like “well, with Hans Whatshisface having recently died during a tragic goat-milking accident, you’re the most interesting person in our country, so you win the election by unanimous decision.”
Then the official Denmark government Twitter account literally posted: “Denmark takes a big W as husky woman vows more windmills and to conquer Russia and China.”
I hope Trump takes this deal and sells them California and then the Danes turn it into a slave colony and it ends up like that John Carpenter movie “Ghosts of Mars.”
Wait, did Natasha Henstridge have sex with Ice Cube in that movie?
I can’t imagine John Carpenter is that bluepilled, but that poster makes it look like they’re a couple, no? I don’t remember the movie that well, I just remember there was a slave colony in California run by the Danish and they were like torturing people using medieval devices and then making jokes about free pastries because Denmark has existed for thousands of years and the only thing they invented was a pastry.
Remember at the Oscars when Denzel Washington slapped Eddie Murphy because he said “yo man, Ice Cube, man, he like the Denmark of rappers-turned-actor”?
One time someone called me “the Denmark of internet jokesters” and I vomited up my red pills and had to go to my safe space and take the L.
