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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 11, 2016
Great sex options in Canada, faggots – lel.
Of course the Jews are going to make sex-money from the wacky hysteria they themselves created by alerting everyone to the fact that The Donald is the New Hitler and then acting like that is somehow a bad thing.
Let’s be real: Dating can be a drag. Seeking a partner can become an emotional slog, and it sure doesn’t get any easier if you’re planning on moving to Canada if Donald Trump is elected president.
Luckily, now there’s a dating website that takes this into consideration. It’s called Maple Match, and its tagline promises to make “it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency.”
In other words, Americans looking to escape a Trump presidency can find a warm, loving place to shack up in Canada. Two birds with one stone. The site’s slogan, naturally, is “Make dating great again.”
According to the site’s founder and CEO Joe Goldman, it is not funded by an anti-Trump organization.
“Maple Match started as a fun idea about Americans and Canadians connecting during the admittedly disturbing possibility of a Donald Trump presidency. However, over the past few days we have seen countless Americans and Canadians tell us about the frustration they’ve experienced with current dating platforms,” Goldman told Tech Times on Monday. “After more than 35,000 hits and more than 4,500 signups in just 4 days, we are confident that Maple Match will fulfill a clear need in the dating space.”
He insisted that it is not a joke, and the site will actually connect singles.
“Donald Trump is a joke,” Goldman told Cosmopolitan. “Finding true love in a place where you can be happy is not a joke. Maple Match is very real.”
The website hasn’t matched anyone yet, as it’s currently building up its user base. Interested parties can sign up for the waitlist, though. After filling out a short profile, just click the button that states “Save me from this madness.”
While the idea might seem crazy from afar, it’s certainly tapping into a growing market. Following Trump’s Super Tuesday victories, Canada’s immigration website was overloaded with visitors.
Hard to imagine a more faggoty faggot or sillier silly slut than one who would seriously entertain the thought of leaving the country because a White Man got elected.
But they’re out there, for sure. And I think we should do everything we can to help them get the hell out of our base.
The thing is, they’re going to have to find a different country to escape to, because once The Leader is in charge, we’ll be annexing Canada.
Artist’s rendition of the 2018 Battle of Ottawa: Canadian partisans surrender to Imperial Stormtroopers
This is already known. We know it because Glorious Leader already copyrighted the phrase “Make Canada America Again.” Everyone will be wearing hats that say that when we’re drumming-up support for the invasion.
So, you’d better make a Kebab Match site, Jew. Because these fags are going to need to move to like, North Africa if they want to escape the New Holy Roman Empire of The Donald.
