DISGRACE! British MP Snatches Queen’s Mace, Can’t Dual-Wield to Save His Life

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
December 12, 2018

I sometimes forget how many quaint traditions the UK has. None of them seem to do the English any good though. I do, however, like the idea of a monarch wielding a mace to bash unruly bureaucrats, technocrats and merchants in the House of Commons.

I wonder what the stats are on that bad boy? It looks like it’s Daedric level at least.

I think the cross on top might give it extra damage against infidels and kikes, but I never really focused on my smithing or enchanting enough to be able to tell you the stats from just looking at the weapon.

Perhaps someone more knowledgeable can weigh in here.

RT:

An MP was kicked out of the House of Commons on Monday after he picked up the Queen’s mace in an extraordinary protest at the government’s handling of Brexit.

Labour MP Lloyd Russell-Moyle’s theatrics stirred outcry as Parliament was locked in a Brexit debate. He seized the ceremonial mace from the chamber’s table in protest and strutted down the centre of the House with it.

The Brighton Kemptown MP took hold of the silver-gilt object when the government formally announced it would not be continuing with the debate on the Brexit withdrawal agreement.

He is the absolute worst kind of person.

He is – may Allah forgive me for uttering this word – a ginger. 

I kid.

The gingers have no souls meme isn’t even that funny. Besides, his membership in the Red-Headed League is clearly superseded by his membership in the Secret Soy Society.

Still, his bold act had the potential to escalate into something serious.

Infused with the ancient power of the Queen’s Mace, he could have become quite powerful. Sort of like the Spear of Christ. He surrendered the mace without a fight like a cuck tho.

Appalled that the mace was removed, Tory MPs shouted “disgrace” and “expel him.”

Unsure as to what to do next following his rebellious act, he returned the object to Commons officials, who put it back in its place.

At that point Commons speaker John Bercow intervened to discipline the MP, suspending him for the rest of the day’s sitting.

Russell-Moyle later explains his motives to the media: “The symbolic gesture of lifting the mace and removing it is that the will of parliament to govern is no longer there, it has been removed. I felt parliament had effectively given up its sovereign right to govern properly.

“They stopped me before I got out of the chamber and I wasn’t going to struggle with someone wearing a huge sword on their hip.”

Reading the news out of the UK, I am constantly reminded of what a barbaric and backward country it is.

Warbands of primitives stalk the streets, armed with rudimentary steel weapons, occasionally mounting assaults on the last few well-defended British points in the city. Sometimes, the cast-iron fence surrounding Parliament and the sword-wielding guards aren’t enough.

Chinese historians picking through the history books will surely look back on this mace incident with amusement and confusion.

Because everyone knows that maces are superior to swords.

With the mace in hand, it is indeed baffling why the MP felt that he couldn’t take the sword guard at the door.

Unless he was dual-wielding?

That might explain this whole rather baffling situation, tbh.