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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 23, 2017
Evidently some members of the alt-right are trying to infiltrate progressive orgs (and prog Jewish orgs!) as volunteers. Please be on alert.
— Rav Danya Ruttenberg (@TheRaDR) October 20, 2017
A kikess rabbi, “Rav Danya Ruttenberg,” has discovered our plan to infiltrate progressive organizations, including Jewish ones.
It’s not clear whether she will be publishing her evidence of this in NYT, WaPo, Time or The Atlantic, all of which she writes for.
What is clear is that it doesn’t matter either way – whatever the case, we must continue our secret mission to infiltrate and take over these groups.
They can’t ever catch you, once you are in deep cover.
Remember, the 10-step plan is this:
- Sign-up for the progressive group as a volunteer or a low-paid position
- If you think you can pretend to be Jew or part Jew, do so (easier to pretend to be part Jew – like, say your paternal grandfather was Jewish – they will still favor you)
- Use your knowledge of left-wing thought (we understand it better than they do) to climb up the ranks of the organization
- Once you get higher up, you will be receiving a huge salary with a bunch of tax cuts for doing basically nothing – continue funneling the excess cash into Alt-Right orgs
- Gain power and bring others in, help them up the ranks
- Continue to direct the machine in the direction we want it to go, which is accelerationism – push the most insane possible leftist agenda, one which no normal people could possibly tolerate
- Constantly signal your virtue, and suggest that others are betraying leftist values by not going far enough
- Inflame tensions between the coalition of colored people, religious groups, homosexuals and women
- Make the left look stupid under the guise of remaining pure whenever possible
- Climb the ladder, remain in place
This is not only a way to bring down the kikes, it is also a way to pay for your video games and tendies without doing any actual work.
Some of our guys at various orgs are getting $1000 a week for writing revolutionary propaganda for Jews to give to black people, or stupid, nonsense blogs. Remember, the majority of the people on the left who are not Jewish are extremely low-agency. It is very, very easy to work your way into top spots and big money. You will also have many opportunities to sexually harass women.
WARNING: As you know, fitness is a policy of Stormers. However, don't get jacked while infiltrating a progressive org. Don't take steroids and don't even spend a very significant amount of the week on strength training. Do endurance training, keep trim and lean (DO NOT BULK - this is a good time in your life to learn martial arts), and if they ever notice and comment on your body (you'll be the only fit guy there, almost certainly) tell them its from doing Yoga. Also, grow a hipster beard to disguise the masculine shape of your face. Use some of the money to go to a hipster barber and buy their grooming products so you have the hipster smell.
Remember, if you ever do get outed, it doesn’t matter. It’s basically impossible to get outed, but if somehow that happened, what is the crime?
Not believing in the values you professed?
That is not a crime, and most likely, the Jews will want to keep it quiet that they accidentally hired an Alt-Rightist because it will make them look stupid and inept.
The Alt-Right already has guys in college groups across the country, many Soros groups, the SPLC and the ADL and so on. Many as volunteers, now many who have been hired on.
I’m not in direct communication with any of them, of course – this is done independently by individuals or through third parties who communicate exclusively through encrypted channels. I couldn’t identify a single one of our agents.
Dear Agents:
So far, no one has been outed, and Rav Danya Ruttenberg is the only Jew I’m aware of who has even publicly mentioned this vast conspiracy we are engage in.
You are invisible.
Keep your heads up, and remember to laugh maniacally at the people you’ve infiltrated when you get home every night.
