Dumb Fat Whore Choked to Death on Jaffa Cakes Trying to See How Many She Could Fit in Her Mouth

Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
March 23, 2019

Bethan Gaskin, 24

Women are finally breaking the glass ceiling thing they’re always talking about and starting to come up with their own creative ways to die.

At least as creative as you’d expect from a woman.

Metro:

A young mum died while taking part in a party trick to see how many Jaffa Cakes she could get into her mouth.

Bethan Gaskin, 24, blacked out and stopped breathing when they became lodged in her throat and she collapsed, suffering a heart attack and dying five days later.

The beauty therapist’s mum Michele, 52, is warning other people about the dangers of food challenges.

How about the dangers of being a dumb fat whore? She was going to die anyways because of some diabetes-related complication or whatever.

Just look at her arms in the following picture.

What is that even supposed to be? She has no shoulders; it’s just one blob of fat. No shape at all.

Looks less like a human female than a Goop from the Herculoids.

The difference is non-subtle. The idea that fat women are somehow “curvy” or that they have “shape” is laughable. Fat has no shape. They’re just a bag of fat.

She said: ‘I remember raising my eyebrows when Bethan started the game, thinking “how old are you?” and telling her to spit them out.

She was like a little hamster with her cheeks bulging. She danced off to the toilet to get rid of them and it was only a while later we realised she had been gone a long time.’

Speaking about Bethan’s death in hospital five days later, Michele broke down saying: ‘She looked perfect and so beautiful. It was just like she was sleeping.

The family also told of the heartbreaking moment they told Bethan’s three-year-old daughter Lili about her mum’s death.

Michele said: ‘I just told her that mummy was very sick and the doctors couldn’t make her better so she has died and we can’t see her again.

Bethan’s dad Joe, 57, added: ‘We just tell her that mummy is an angel in heaven now.

Why not tell the truth to the little one? Tell her mommy died because she was a fat piece of shit that couldn’t figure out if she needed to chew or swallow first.

And good luck finding wings strong enough to fly her fat ass to Heaven.

It’s known that women in most countries are more likely to be obese than men.

World Health Organization:

In 2008, 35% of adults aged 20+ were overweight (BMI ≥ 25 kg/m2) (34% men and 35% of women). The worldwide prevalence of obesity has nearly doubled between 1980 and 2008. In 2008, 10% of men and 14% of women in the world were obese (BMI ≥30 kg/m2), compared with 5% for men and 8% for women in 1980. An estimated 205 million men and 297 million women over the age of 20 were obese – a total of more than half a billion adults worldwide.

The prevalence of overweight and obesity were highest in the WHO Regions of the Americas (62% for overweight in both sexes, and 26% for obesity) and lowest in the WHO Region for South East Asia (14% overweight in both sexes and 3% for obesity). In the WHO Region for Europe and the WHO Region for the Eastern Mediterranean and the WHO Region for the Americas over 50% of women were overweight. For all three of these regions, roughly half of overweight women are obese (23% in Europe, 24% in the Eastern Mediterranean, 29% in the Americas). In all WHO regions women were more likely to be obese than men. In the WHO regions for Africa, Eastern Mediterranean and South East Asia, women had roughly double the obesity prevalence of men.

No wonder women are more likely to be overweight; they have two mouths.

Wombmans have significantly reduced willpower compared to men and their actions are ruled by their emotions. Estrogen is their master.

Their insane drive to feel something often leads them down a path of chronic over-stimulation of their palates because thanks to the overabundant modern “food” they have constant access to a “feel something nice for a bit” button they can activate by chewing and swallowing stuff that was specifically designed for that purpose.

Most modern industry-made foods are oral masturbation devices no different than dildos, specifically targeting women’s weaknesses to turn them into better consumers.

Women are the quintessential consumers. They are more likely to buy based on feelings.

Take the smartphone business for example. The whole “lol look we’ve added more cameras” thing is aimed at women. Selfies are a female phenomenon. Instagram is specifically designed for women to prostitute themselves. You can get women to do anything for money, and I’m not talking only about hookers.

Women are slaves to the material world.

Greed, lust, gluttony, envy.

Demons are their best friends.