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Daily Stormer
February 13, 2019
Jacqueline Harvey, 23
Women have this weird boob size competition with other women which is kinda like pubescent boys competing to see who’s penis is bigger, except women never really grow out of it. It drives them towards plastic surgery and in many cases absolute regret.
A young woman claims she’s been left with botched ‘double bubble’ boobs after spending her life savings on plastic surgery.
Jacqueline Harvey, 23, from Brisbane, spent five years saving for augmentation but immediately regretted her decision when she looked in the mirror last year.
After splashing out £4,500 [$6,000 AUD] on the procedure, the graphic designer was horrified when she realised her implants had caused a deformity under her breast bone.
The problem occurs when the implants are placed lower than the breast tissue, and the natural crease line does not disappear – creating a ‘four breast’ appearance.
Look, sluts. No man is going to turn you down because your boobs are small if you’re fit and healthy and look fit and healthy, with nice skin, and a feminine personality. Most of you already know this, but still choose to engage in the boob-ballooning competition with other whores.
Don’t. Because you’ll end up with crooked tits like these.
If you eat healthy, sleep at night instead of whoring around, and regularly engage in some form of exercise, you’ll be on your way to look like a proper woman.
Burn the above images into your mind. Absorb them. That’s what you’re supposed to be.
Physical appearance is just one side of the coin though. You’ll have to be feminine, which means you’ll have to have a personality that’s pleasurable to be around and not a pain men bear just to get inside of your holes.
Now, five months later, Ms Harvey, from Creastmead, is trying to save enough funds to pay for corrective surgery.
The brunette said: ‘I’d wanted a boob job since I was 18 years old as I felt as though I was out of proportion.
‘But when I found a plastic surgeon who would do the procedure for a discounted rate of £4500 [$6,000] I booked the operation for last August.
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The average cost of breast augmentation in Australia is $13,000 [£7,000], so Jacqueline was thrilled to find a discounted price of $6,000 (£4,500).
But now she will have to spend the same amount on corrective surgery.
Yeah, no. The moral of the story isn’t “you get what you pay for” but “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
Here’s what she looked like before the surgery:
If you stop focusing on her breast size for a second you’ll notice that she has fat in all the wrong places. And in fact, her retarded looking boobs are simply a result of her stupid fat distribution. If she was healthy, her chest would probably be almost totally flat, which would be less offensive than this mess.
And those tattoos… not helping.
Whatever. It’s obvious women are incapable of fixing problems and they just go on and create more and more problems for themselves and for everyone in society.
We’ll just put them in one of these:
That’ll fix this mess.
