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Daily Stormer
August 25, 2017
“Unfairly Criticized?”
Mass Effect: Andromeda is a game universally condemned for its legion of bugs and hilariously bad animations, as well as the fact that that all its characters were deformed brown people and perverts. This should rightfully have sunk the franchise into a black hole from which it could never escape again.
But the money-grubbing sadists at EA can’t let it go.
You can expect that another pile of garbage will be on its way soon, courtesy of whatever vicious team of feminists and street-shitters brought us the original Andromeda.
EA’s Executive Vice President Patrick Söderlund was in attendance at Gamescom in Cologne recently, and we couldn’t resist talking to the man about all things EA, including Mass Effect: Andromeda. When we asked about his views on the franchise right now, and where it needs to go in the future, he had some very interesting things to say on the matter.
“Well I think, my personal opinion is, I think that the game… I usually don’t do this, but this is one of those places where I feel like the game got criticised a little bit more than it deserved,” Söderlund said. “I think the game is actually a great game. Yes, we have to acknowledge the fact that there were some things that maybe we could have done better, absolutely, but as a whole, if you go in and you buy the game today with everything that’s in it today, I believe that that’s a game worth buying, personally.”
Well, if you’re looking for a laugh, you could do worse…
“So that’s the first thing I’ll say. The [second] thing I’ll say is, for Mass Effect as a franchise, that has such a big fanbase, and you know I’ve seen people saying ‘Oh, EA’s not making another Mass Effect’. I see no reason why we shouldn’t come back to Mass Effect. Why not? It’s a spectacular universe, it’s a loved [series], it has a big fanbase, and it’s a game that has done a lot for EA and for BioWare.
In other words, they’re doubling down.
You can be sure that the next installment will feature exclusively Black tranny characters fighting against a White cis intergalactic patriarchy. Instead of merely having an Indian team leader and feminist programmers, the entire dev team will be imported straight from Congo.
Leaked box art from the upcoming Mass Effects game.
No, scratch that.
EA will probably open up a new studio in sub-Saharan Africa just to develop it.
I can see it now: “Mass Effect: Shieeeeeet.”
Meanwhile, in Poland…
