Daily Stormer The Most Censored Publication in History
Colonel Gunter Brumm and Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
December 16, 2016
Well, the faggots at the Fake News™ agencies of Buzzfeed and The Guardian took a quick break this week from calling us puppets of Russia and to attack our musical tastes.
It’s too much to ask for to be left alone on Fridays listening to music with our people, so they have to stalk us. Not only did they harass a bunch of our favorite Fascist YouTube channels and stalked artists whose music we like, but they bullied Soundcloud into deleting the channels of Xurious and Buzzfeed.
This is instrumental music, so it’s a little bit confusing how it could violate terms of service.
Buzzfeed is certainly good at getting things shut down.
But since everything the Jews do always backfires on them, our phones have been ringing off the hook with recording offers for us to tour playing Fashwave sets around the world. So we decided to quit our day jobs and become famous.
Watch for the concert dates to be announced on Stormer.
First one is booked in Ibiza !!!
The only place you will be able to get tickets is by sending $100 for each ticket to the address below.
Just make sure you add a note that says concert tickets and the date and city of the performance.
Bitcoin
1A1ryxZtz4LX7o1GEne9Qz49w3DFgfJaB
Cash (any currency), check or money order
Andrew Anglin
6827 N. High Street, Suite 121
Worthington, Ohio
43085
Update:
We are actually in the middle of booking a bunch of venues and are sorting out the details on our light rig, foam cannons and dancing girls.
Paris Hilton (whose line of high heel shoes are endorsed by The Daily Stormer) is tentatively scheduled to appear with us.
Also, if you have any experience with pro sound, or stage setup of are interested in meeting lots of girls at phenomenal Whites-Only venues around the world send a 100 dollar application fee and your résumé to the same address above.
Also if you can’t make it to one of the shows you can catch it simulcast live on Black Sun Radio, so bookmark it.
[Editor’s Note: This is not a real thing – yet. Don’t buy tickets or send résumé – yet. Those are the methods for donating to the site only. -AA]And Now: Fashwave
And some pics for yall SynthNazis.
Look who else noticed us!!!!
Not cool, guys.
You all know as well as we SynthNazis and that Synthwave is as white as snow in a Christmas field.
You also know that this is natural Nazi music. People who weren’t even Nazis before become Nazis without even reading about it just by listening to this music.
Look at your own imagery, NRW.
It’s all blatant Alt-Right propaganda.
So my advice, NewRetroWave: embrace it. You know your views have gone up 50% since we started promoting your channel. And your Bandcamp is blowing up.
Just roll with it. There are worse fates than becoming the official soundtrack of the new Nazi movement. In fact, I’m having a hard time thinking of something better than that.
