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Daily Stormer
November 25, 2016
Some people are as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside.
In times past, before the current year, it is told that the Glorious Leader did battle with a vile creature. She was known as the Rosie O’Donnel, devourer of worlds, ample as the seas, with a soul as dark as the night.
Her weapons were indeed terrible. A screeching voice, which could make men mad. An appearance so ghastly, that none may look upon her without being struck with blindness. And her burning hatred for all mankind, which fueled her war against Sir Donald.
According to the bard’s songs, it looked something like this.
But lo, our hero knew that the creature had a weakness. Indeed, she was immunized against all conventional weapons; criticisms would be deflected like water off of a duck’s plumage. But Sir Donald of Trump knew that a simple utterance of her true name would nullify her abilities and grant him control over her.
He tried every name he could think of, frantically, in search of the one name which would finally best her. “Disgusting animal,” he cried, but to no effect. “Slob! Dog!” he shouted at her, desperately. But her will held strong. In a last ditch effort, he looked at her and called her a “fat pig” and lo! She was defeated!
It was exactly like this. Just replace the sword with the words “fat pig.”
Defeated, but not destroyed forever.
The slaying was commemorated in a moment of great festivity.
She retreated to her dark lair, nursing her wounds, cursing his name, cursing his familly… And planning her revenge.
She knew she could never again stand up to Donald, son of Fred, of the Trump clan.
So she hatched a vile plan.
The O’Donnel would go after Trump’s first-born son (well… first born of his current wife…) before he has the chance to mature and take his father’s mantle.
Comedian Rosie O’Donnell is being slammed on social media for suggesting that President-elect Donald Trump’s 10-year-old son, Barron, may be autistic.
“Barron Trump Autistic?” she asked. “[I]f so, what an amazing opportunity to bring attention to the AUTISM epidemic,” the tweet read.
The tweet included a link to a movie on YouTube about the youngest Trump child that speculates he appears to show signs of having the developmental disorder.
O’Donnell has five children, including daughter Chelsea, who O’Donnell has said suffers from a mental disorder.
In a follow-up tweet, O’Donnell wrote that there was no shame in autism.
not my movie clip – lots of us – who raise autistic children notice things many would miss… somethings felt familiar #NOshameAUTISM
— Rosie (@Rosie) November 23, 2016
Will we ever be rid of this O’Donnell plague? Will our people ever attain freedom?
Will brave knights take up arms to go crusade against the @Rosie beast?
If any of ye be brave enough to volunteer, remember the creature’s weakness:
You may call yourself Rosie, after the flower
You may deceive us with lipstick and powder
You may affect grace with a dance or jig
But nevertheless, you’re still a fat pig
