If you were sitting around thinking, “well, at least I know this coronavirus gibberish can’t get any dumber and weirder,” then I feel bad for you.

You’re also an idiot and you should have seen it coming: it’s goggles time, goy.

ABC News:

Dr. Anthony Fauci suggested Wednesday that Americans should consider wearing goggles or a face shield in order to prevent spreading or catching COVID-19.

“If you have goggles or an eye shield, you should use it,” the nation’s top infectious disease expert told ABC News Chief Medical Correspondent Dr. Jennifer Ashton during an Instagram Live conversation on ABC News.

When asked if we’re going to get to a point where eye protection is recommended, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases responded, “It might, if you really want perfect protection of the mucosal surfaces.”

“You have mucosa in the nose, mucosa in the mouth, but you also have mucosa in the eye,” he continued. “Theoretically, you should protect all the mucosal surfaces. So if you have goggles or an eye shield you should use it.”

He noted that goggles and eye or face shields are “not universally recommended” at this time, “but if you really want to be complete, you should probably use it if you can.”

Of course, they will be recommended. They’re going to have everyone in the country walking around in goggles, attacking anyone who isn’t wearing goggles, telling them they’re trying to get their eye juices on others.

Jair Bolsonaro will be accused of trying to commit a genocide using eye juices.

Basically, they are just openly mocking you at this point. They want you to look and feel ridiculous. They want you as alienated as possible from your old existence, from other human beings, and from yourself.

As more and more people become aware that coronavirus is literally just the flu, and that all of this was a massive waste and a hoax, the establishment is going to keep upping the ante and bringing out more and more lunatic methods of managing the fake crisis.

This time next month, you will be wearing goggles if you want to buy food.

UPDATE: Madam Birx Also Supports GOGGLES!

#WTF?

?Not To Be Believed!

Dr. Birx on @foxandfriends supports Dr Fauci's goggle and mask idea. "And you can decorate them!"

Just watch the looks of shock and disgust on @kilmeade and @PeteHegseth's faces. pic.twitter.com/sMq7vi5zSk

— ??? ??????????? ? (@theconservador) July 30, 2020

Those Fox News hosts seemed really shocked but they’re in for even more of a shocker when Donald Trump loses the election and they’re all sent to prison!

They should have done something to stop this!