Finally Funny: Elon Says He’s Gonna RAPE Taylor Swift

I never thought Elon Musk would ever do anything funny.

But he’s done it.

Threatening to rape Taylor Swift is what “JD Vance” should have done.

Threatening to rape Taylor Swift is a universally funny thing.

“I’ll rape you and then protect your cats” is extra funny.

Elon has really surprised me here with this, but he’s going to have to do a lot more for me not to think he sucks. If my “not suck” meter was at 0%, maybe it’s now at 60%. But that leaves 40%, Elon.

Let me back on Twitter, you sonovabitch.