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Daily Stormer
September 10, 2016
Islam is a progressive, LGBT-friendly religion. Homophobes aren’t true Moslems.
You know that feeling, when you want to wage anal jihad, but your cleric told you you can’t because it’s haram?
No? Anyone?
M-me neither. Heh.
An Egyptian cleric formerly known as the “preacher of the revolution” during the revolt against President Hosni Mubarak warned Egyptian television viewers this week that Muslim Brotherhood sheiks have issued a fatwa permitting “anal jihad” for terrorists far from their wives, which is exactly what it sounds like.
In televised remarks on Egypt’s Al-Tahrir TV on June 26 and translated into English by the Middle East Media Research Institute, cleric Mazhar Shahin told his viewers that members of the Muslim Brotherhood were engaging in homosexual anal sex acts as a way to “wage jihad in the name of Allah.”It was a “new kind of jihad,” he explained, where “they practice homosexuality with one another, thinking, wrongly, that this constitutes jihad for the sake of Allah.” The acts are sanctioned if the jihadists are far from their wives. He does not explain how engaging in homosexual sex in private furthers the cause of establishing an Islamic caliphate – the goal of most mujahidin – but compares it with “sexual jihad,” an act he describes as when “somebody takes a woman and has sex with her because he is waging jihad.”
What the hell did I just read?
Huh.
I’m not sure how to react to this.
Lol, I guess?
We’ve already explained that the default sexual orientation of these Arabs is “bisexual.” They all have high sex drives and can’t control themselves. If women aren’t handy for raping, they’ll just turn on each other. [Editor’s Note: A more accurate term may be “pansexual,” as they will also have sex with children or animals if they feel the need. –AA]
I guess this was becoming a crisis in the “Muslim brotherhood,” and they had to make an exception for it or else they would have had to execute too many of their soldier.
I dunno.
But it sure is funny.
It’s for the glory of Allah or whatever.
