Florida: Satanists Want to Become School Counselors Under New Law

It’s not really surprising to anyone that open satanists are now publicly demanding access to our kids.

I don’t think that should surprise anyone.

The Hill:

Florida Satanists are volunteering to fill school counselor roles after Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a law allowing religious chaplains into public schools amid staffing shortages.

“Nothing in the text of the bill serves to exclude us, and no credible interpretation of the First Amendment could. Should a school district now choose to have chaplains, they should expect Satanists to participate as well,” Lucien Greaves, cofounder and spokesperson for The Satanic Temple, said in a statement to The Hill on Monday.

Back when DeSantis signed the bill in April, he described Satanism as “not a religion” and said its members would not be allowed to participate in the program.

But Greaves said the governor “openly lied to the public” regarding the situation.

Other states want to do this

“Either entirely ignorant of the most basic fundamentals of constitutional law, or too incompetent to care, DeSantis fails to recognize that it is not the place of the government to confer unique rights to one religious identity while denying them to another,” he said.

Reached for comment, the governor’s office pointed to his remarks from April.

“We’re not playing those games in Florida. That is not a religion. That is not qualifying to be able to participate in [the chaplain program.] We’re going to be using common sense … you don’t have to worry about that,” DeSantis said at the time.

Well, I trust DeSantis about as far as I could throw him.

And I’m a pretty strong man, but I don’t think I’d even be able to pick him up.