French Say Obama Having an Affair with Beyonce – More Likely He’s Having an Affair with Jay-Z (Gay-Z)

Daily Stormer
February 11, 2014

"I kees tellen dat grilla bitch Missel she nees be giss her nose did up lik dat." -Black President Obama on his gorilla wife's need of a nose-job
“I kees tellen dat grilla bitch Missel she nees be giss her nose did up lik dat.” -Black President Obama on his gorilla wife’s need of a nose-job

The French are accusing the black president of sleeping with plastic surgery jungle dancer-slut Beyonce.

From Ace Showbiz:

Newspaper Le Figaro reported that President Barack Obama was cheating on the First Lady Michelle Obama with singer Beyonce Knowles.

Obama has become close to Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z in the past years. French photographer Pascal Rostain told the newspaper that “there is something big that is happening” between the two. “We should not forget Marilyn [Monroe] or Monica Lewinsky. You can be the president of the first world power …that doesn’t make you any less a man,” he added.

Rostain, who is friends with former French First Lady Carla Bruni, promised, “It’ll go out tomorrow [Tuesday, February 11] in the Washington Post. … I can assure you that the world will talk about it.”

However, Washington Post is running a different story. “It’s definitely not true,” spokesperson for the Post Kris Coratti told Poynter.com in an email. They are planning to run a rebuttal to the speculation. The New York Times’ Dave Itzkoff also shared an insight to the alleged affair, tweeting, “It just doesn’t seem plausible to me that the most powerful person in the world would have time for an affair with Barack Obama.”

I will state here, for the record, that I believe it is much more likely he is sleeping with Jay-Z. Dem two niggas iz boff gay az heel.

I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one... actually all 99 problems are text messages from Obama.
I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one… actually all 99 problems are text messages from Obama.

Wouldn’t it be exciting if the first gay gangster rapper and the first gay black president came out at the same time? And then got gay-married?

They would be true heroes.