We’ve been getting complaints about Friday Memes being too far away, so we’ve moved it to Thursday in celebration of Halloween.
Furthermore, the news sucks and I can’t write anything good right now. I was gonna write a story about a nigga so rich he made beef stew with Screaming Eagle Cabernet but slept on a mattress on the floor in an empty room, had no hot water, went to a shitty gym in a basement, and refused to talk to women, ever.
It’s not a paradox.
If this is your life:
Then you’re in the right place, my friend.
Btw, did you see this?
I guess the air was so good he got a bit excited, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA
I also just wanted to point out this meme to you:
Got me.
Some of these memes may get you as well. I hope they do, friend. I hope your sides split like the side of some rando Arab with a pager.