Friday Memes: Thursday Edition: Keep It Real, Watch for the Light

We’ve been getting complaints about Friday Memes being too far away, so we’ve moved it to Thursday in celebration of Halloween.

Furthermore, the news sucks and I can’t write anything good right now. I was gonna write a story about a nigga so rich he made beef stew with Screaming Eagle Cabernet but slept on a mattress on the floor in an empty room, had no hot water, went to a shitty gym in a basement, and refused to talk to women, ever.

It’s not a paradox.

If this is your life:

Then you’re in the right place, my friend.

Btw, did you see this?

I guess the air was so good he got a bit excited, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA

I also just wanted to point out this meme to you:

Got me.

Some of these memes may get you as well. I hope they do, friend. I hope your sides split like the side of some rando Arab with a pager.