What would you do if you thought the weather was going to change and exterminate you?
Well, if you were a man, I would say probably check into a mental hospital.
However, if you were a man trying to fuck some bitch who believed that, I would say your best move would be to glue yourself to an airport runway.
I guess?
Last Generation climate group staged a protest at Frankfurt airport early on Thursday, causing the suspension of flights.
“The continued extraction and burning of oil, gas and coal is a threat to our existence,” the group wrote.
Airport officials issued a statement on social media site X saying: “Due to an ongoing demonstration at the airport flights are currently suspended. Passengers are asked not to go to the airport for the time being. Instead, it is recommended to check the status of your flight before traveling to the airport and allow extra time for your journey.”
Later on Thursday morning, the airport said that flights were “gradually resuming,” but urged travellers to check with their airline before arriving, as at least 140 flights were being canceled.
DW’s Daniel Koop reported “massive” lines and delays at the busy hub as traffic got back underway.
Police at the airport said that eight activists had been detained.
Activists promise wave of protests
The protest came a day after Last Generation members blocked Cologne/Bonn airport.A Cologne/Bonn spokesperson said that the activists were arrested for trespassing after gluing themselves to the runway.
The group had promised multiple demonstrations throughout the week, also breaching a fence at Norway’s Oslo airport on Wednesday before being apprehended. They declined to comment on whether they would target the upcoming Olympic Games in Paris.
Do men believe this?
Or are they all just trying to get laid?
I’m sure most men will nod about it and not rock the boat, but if they are actually going out and doing these gluing activities, are they doing it because they believe in it, or because they’re trying to catch a whiff?
It’s an important question.