Germany: Berlin Police Retract Advice to Start Singing Loudly If Someone Tries to Stab You

Damn.

This was solid advice.

Why are they backing off it? Singing a song while being stabbed could save your life. Singing causes… the blood to stay inside your body.

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As knife crime becomes more of an “everyday” part of life in Germany, more and more people are concerned about how they should respond if they are attacked or threatened with a knife. The Berlin police’s tip to “sing loudly” has now been dropped from their website after being widely mocked on X.

“A screenshot of our homepage has been circulating for a few days, according to which we recommend that in the event of an attack, you irritate the perpetrator through unexpected behavior, such as singing,” write Berlin’s police. However, they then go on to write that they have removed this advice from their website.

HAHAHAHA.

Who are these people??

It’s just women, I guess??

This is recommended by the professional associations for psychiatry, among others. However, this advice does not correspond to our police experience and has therefore no longer been part of our recommendations since 2023. The flyer was already updated, now our website is too.”

According to Berlin police, 3,482 knife attacks were recorded in the city last year. In 918 cases, people were seriously injured. Over half of the suspects, 53.5 percent, did not have a German passport. Only 25 percent of Berliners do not have German citizenship, showing the disproportionately high role of foreigners in such crimes. In addition, the data shows that 16 percent of the “German” suspects have a dual passport. Even those German suspects with only a German passport, many of them have a foreign background through their parents or grandparents.

A Berlin prosecutor, for example, stated that 75 percent of clan gang members actually have citizenship, which means every time they commit a crime, it is recorded as “German.”

Yeah, I don’t think anyone thinks Germans are out stabbing people.

I talked to a Swedish woman once about violent crime in Sweden and noted that Swedes don’t do that crime and she said “well, they could do something like that.”

This is why you have to BAN WOMEN.

Although, frankly, I want to see someone getting stabbed by an Arabian while he’s singing a song.

I wish the police would have listed a suggestion of songs that might work best to stop a stabbing.

I would want to see someone sing “Road to Nowhere” by the Talking Heads.