Good News: Hot New “Robot Fellatio Cafe” to Open in London

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Daily Stormer
October 1, 2016

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Can you think of anything creepier than getting head from a freaking robot?

I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t start my day without getting fellatio from a robot in a maid outfit while sipping on a fresh cup of espresso.

RT:

An entrepreneur who hopes to open London’s first ‘fellatio cafe’ has revealed his staff will be made up entirely of sex robots.
Businessman Bradley Charvet, who plans to open the ‘blow job cafe’ in Paddington, claims the sex-bots will be programmable to a person’s needs and will soon be seen as “totally normal.”

A 15-minute oral sex session with an espresso will set punters back just £60 (US$78). Hungry patrons will have to pay extra for a pastry.

The coffee shop is due to open after Charvet launches his first cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, later this year.

This Charvet fellow seems to be a Swiss pimp of some sort. His twitter feed is just a stream of ads for prostitutes. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland, after all. Swiss news sources report that this wonderful gentleman is behind the prostitution website “facegirl.ch.” He also deals in male prostitution.

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Jew or not? You decide! He certainly has a skypish soul, that’s for sure. His name is a pseudonym.

Prostitution is definitely not legal in the UK though.

Charvet made headlines earlier this year when he announced he would launch a ‘fellatio cafe’ modeled on similar businesses in Thailand, such as Dr. BJ’s Salon in Bangkok.

However, the announcement was met with skepticism by many, who cited Britain’s stringent anti-prostitution laws as a reason why the business would be unlikely to take off.

Now Charvet claims the oral sex will be performed by ‘erotic cyborgs.’

Sex robots will always be pleasing and could even become better at technique because they would be programmable to a person’s need,” he told the Daily Star Online.

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Wow, hot. Sign me up, fam.

On one hand, this is absolutely disgusting, and incredibly degenerate.

On the other, there’s basically no White people left in London, so it’s mostly Pakis who’ll be getting off on these sex bots. Hard to care. And hey, maybe that’ll prevent them from going ficki ficki on our women for a little while.

The Jew’s strategy is to give us some sick, synthetic substitute for all of our natural desires and needs. This makes us weaker, softened by the constant pleasure enjoyed with no real effort required on our part.

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You can keep your filth to yourselves, skypes!