Good News: New Pill to Make Men Sterile, Fat, Low-T Faggots

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
March 20, 2018

You mean this is what men look like without the pill? Oh, boy.

Science is always making progress. And it’s working on some of the most pressing issues of our times. Curing cancer, going to Mars, making microwaves that don’t beep loudly at 2am… Deep, important stuff.

But probably the gravest problem in 2018 is that men have too many babies, they’re not fat enough and they have way too much testosterone.

It’s practically a crisis.

It’s a good thing the pharmaceutical industry just created a new pill that’ll fix all of it in one go.

NBC News:

The latest effort to come up with a male birth control pill has found a formulation that appears to be safe.

But the experimental pill has at least one of the same problems that plague female birth control pills: it caused the men to gain weight. It’s also not yet clear how well it works.

Oh, boy, we get to be sterile and fat? Where do I sign up?

Even though the researchers said they were “very excited” by the results, they haven’t been testing it long enough to show whether it decreases sperm production, and they haven’t shown whether it stops couples from conceiving.

Okay, so they’re not entirely sure it makes you completely sterile, but it definitely makes you into a lard ass.

Well, that’s a start.

Nonetheless, it may be the best hope yet for a non-permanent male contraceptive, said Stephanie Page of the University of Washington School of Medicine.

“Our last great advance in male contraception was 300 years ago with the development of the condom,” Page told a news conference.

I would say that the last great advance in male contraception was 50 years ago, with the development of anime.

Anime was a plot to lower the White birthrate. Except Berserk, which is awesome. And Legend of the Galactic Heroes, too. And One Punch Man. And…

The pill Page’s team tested is called dimethandrolone undecanoate (DMAU) and it‘s tweaked version of previous failed efforts to develop a male pill. It is being developed with funding from the National Institutes of Health.

The last big hope for a male birth control pill fell apart in 2016 when the drug was shown to damage the liver. It also required two doses a day.”It’s hard enough to remember to take a pill once a day,” Page said.

Her team tested 100 male volunteers and came up with good results from 82 of them. Some got sugar pills and the rest got varying doses of DMAU.

“Individuals on all the doses had remarkably low testosterone levels,” Page said. And the levels recovered within days of stopping the pills, the team told a meeting in Chicago of the Endocrine Society.

Notice how she says that like it’s a feature.

This is literally a pill that makes you into a fat, impotent faggot. And you can be sure that only White males will have the agency to take that pill every day.

So this is obviously a product designed to decimate the White birth rate, by making those who take it both extremely unattractive and sterile to boot.

The female pill is nearly as bad, screwing up the woman’s hormonal systems to make them into insufferable crazy bitches.

All of this crap needs to be outlawed – along with all other forms of contraception.

Once women are all pregnant, barefoot and operating a kitchen, we’ll be in good shape to turn this ship around and establish a galactic White empire.