Government Conspiracy Prevents Man With Homemade Rocket From Proving Earth is Flat

Lee Rogers
Daily Stormer
November 25, 2017

A government conspiracy is preventing a man from launching a rocket to prove that the earth is flat.

Today was supposed to be the day when we would finally learn the truth about the earth being flat. Unfortunately, a sinister government conspiracy has prevented this very important knowledge from being exposed.

Fox News:

Blame it on bureaucracy: A California man who planned to launch himself 1,800 feet skyward in a home-built rocket to prove that Earth is flat has had to reschedule.

Mike Hughes said the Bureau of Land Management wouldn’t approve his plan to use public land for Saturday’s planned experiment, so he’ll have to move the project to private land next week, the Washington Post reported.

The 61-year-old limo driver said he had received verbal approval from the same federal agency just last year, pending an OK from the federal Aviation Commission, the paper reported.

Hughes added that engine trouble in his motor home, which was converted into a ramp, also affected his original launch plans.

“It’s still happening. We’re just moving it three miles down the road,” Hughes told the Post on Friday. “This is what happens any time you have to deal with any kind of government agency.”

Considering that the government has been telling people that the earth is round for many years, it would be a major embarrassment if someone were to show that this is false. “Mad” Mike Hughes could be the man who finally blows this diabolical conspiracy wide open.

“Mad” Mike Hughes is a man with a plan.

It is unknown how launching a homemade rocket 1,800 feet in the air will help prove that the earth is flat but I’m sure Hughes has a plan. I’ve personally visited Mr. Hughes’ website and he looks legit.

Of course, I don’t need Hughes to convince me that the earth is flat. This tweet from rapper B.o.B. was all I needed to be convinced.

Extremely compelling evidence is it not? Neil deGrasse Tyson couldn’t debunk this shit and he’s like one of the smartest people to ever live.

I have no doubt that in the very near future we will have laws passed making it a criminal offense to deny that the earth is flat. In fact, there will be a zero tolerance policy for denying that the earth is flat. Sort of like how there is a zero tolerance policy for denying that trillions of Jews were gassed in wooden shower rooms. People like “Mad” Mike Hughes and B.o.B. are true scientific pioneers and deserve our utmost respect.