Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 4, 2017
It used to be that people with granny sex fetishes were considered weird. They didn’t brag about it, they didn’t even talk about it.
But those days are through.
Nowadays, granny fetishists are both hip AND cool.
Did I mention clever?
Emmanuel Macron marks a breakthrough in the public image of granny fetishists.
He’s just so fun and lighthearted, while also dealing with super serious issues, such as that coal plants are magically making the world hotter and that if we borrow billions from China and then give it back to them for free, this will make the magic gas-oriented events cease.
He took the White House videos about the pullout of the Paris Accords…
The Paris Accord is a bad deal for Americans, and @POTUS' action today is keeping his promise to put American workers first. pic.twitter.com/YfbnaymerP
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 1, 2017
…and changed the words around.
We’ve seen the @WhiteHouse video about the #ParisAccord. We disagree – so we’ve changed it. #MakeThePlanetGreatAgain. pic.twitter.com/8A92MBwe6c
— France Diplomacy?? (@francediplo_EN) June 2, 2017
Granny fetishists across the planet are rejoicing and this new edgy hipness they’ve found with Macron, who has found his niche in the crowded social media market by doing really fun and cleaver things like changing “make America great again” to “make the planet great again” and saying that the Paris Accords do this.
He is to granny fetishism what Will & Grace was to anal sex with men.
We’re entering a whole never era here.