Great News, America: The Majority of Children Under 5 Are Non-White! Finally!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 26, 2015

We're halfway there, people! Just gotta keep this trend rolling and we'll finally be diverse!
We’re halfway there, people! Just gotta keep this trend rolling and we’ll finally be diverse!

We’re really making progress now, folks. Pretty soon, all of our problems will be solved completely.

For the first time ever, less than half of the kids under 5 in this country are White. And as we all know, the fewer White people the better, because that means more diversity, and diversity is the most important thing because of ethnic restaurants and other cultural something something something.

The US Census Bureau has announced the monumental event with greatest joy.

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And they are right to be grandstanding. Because as they say in this promotional image, fewer White people means “a more diverse nation.” And that is what everyone wanted, what repeated polls going all the way back to the 1700s showed: people in the United States were completely unsatisfied with their personal lives due to a lack of diversity, and demanded more Blacks, Mexicans and people of any race other than White overwhelm them.

A recent poll was phrased in this manner:

If you could choose any of the following, what would you choose?

  1. A luxury sports car
  2. A full Gucci suit plus wallet and sunglasses
  3. A threesome with two bangin hot chicks
  4. The invention of time travel
  5. An all expenses paid trip to the South of France
  6. A robot assistant
  7. A buffet breakfast at a luxury hotel for the rest of your life
  8. The ability to read people’s minds
  9. To live in a moonbase
  10. Fewer White people in America

And guess what? An overwhelming majority of Americans – 97.12% – chose “fewer White people in America.”

The consensus is clear. If there is one thing everyone wants, it’s a more diverse America. This is the reason that both Republicans and Democrats agree that the prime directive of the United States as an institution is to ensure that there are fewer Whites in this country.

Because the true benefits of diversity are yet to be known, but we know they are great indeed. For instance, the more Mexicans you have in America, the easier it is to get your hands on a juicy taco. Beyond simple tacos, more Mexicans means more landscaping companies and thus more landscaping options. This new generation will have more landscaping options than their parents generation ever could have dreamed of. There are many, many other benefits to having more Mexicans in America which I don’t have to mention here because you already know what they are.

So it makes absolute and total sense that a federal government institution is literally grandstanding over the fact that there are fewer White people in America.