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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
December 17, 2017
He was made for groping you – all nite.
GROPE NEWS!
We’ve got some choice victims today. And I need to preface this by saying that I’ve always hated KISS – A totally mediocre pop-rock band with forgettable songs propelled to superstar status simply because of their Jewishness.
But yeah, clown-faced-tongue-man-in-chief is being taken down by the usual non-ense stories.
KISS rocker Gene Simmons is being sued by a woman who claims he groped her during the grand opening of one of his restaurants in California last month, it was reported on Friday.
The unidentified woman says that she interviewed Simmons as part of the opening of Rock & Brews in San Bernardino.
Simmons, 68, is a co-owner of Rock & Brews, a rock n’roll-themed restaurant chain that offers American comfort food.
Paul Stanley, Simmons’ band mate with KISS, is also a co-owner.
I’m a simple man. I like burgers – and I like em’ Jewish. Rock and Brew delivers the goods.
At the opening last month, Simmons reportedly sat down for an interview with the woman, according to TMZ.
During the interview, the woman claims Simmons reached over and grabbed her hand. He then allegedly placed her hand on his knee.
In her lawsuit, the woman says that this made her feel uncomfortable. Nonetheless, she continued with the interview.
He’s getting sued because he touched a woman’s hand!
Good!
I hope this bastard pays for all the crappy music I’ve had to endure because of him. If there’s any justice in this world, he’ll face jail time for “Rock and Roll All Nite.”
Next up is bugman documentary film-maker Morgan Spurlock, known for his famous piece of vegan propaganda, “Super Size Me.”
It’s my pet theory that he actually got sick on the vegan slop, and then ate McDonald’s for a month to recover, reversing the order in editing to make a more hip film.
Morgan Spurlock’s latest documentary will not premiere at the Sundance Film Festival as planned.
The remaining partners in his production company said Friday that they removed ‘Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken!’ from the Sundance slate in light of Spurlock’s confessions of sexual misconduct earlier this week.
Good!
Super Size Me was a scam in the first place – another documentary film-maker had to do a rebuttal to explain how stupid his logic was.
Basically, this retard went and ate at McDonald’s for a month and got sick. Of course, McDonald’s is shit, but the issue is mainly that he ate like 5000 calories a day with tons of soda. He then does a vegan diet and miraculously recovers.
Yes, if you eat nothing but leaves and grass, you’re going to lose weight. You’ll also lose weight by eating nothing at all, which is basically the same thing.
This is not human food, retards!
Warrior Poets partners Jeremy Chilnick and Matthew Galkin said in a statement that ‘this is not the appropriate time’ for the film to premiere.
YouTube Red, which was to distribute the film, also had a change of heart.
YouTube said Friday it would not release the film, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
He can’t even be on YouTube! Ha!
Even I have a Youtube channel! He’s fucked.
What did he even do, anyway?
Spurlock said Wednesday in a lengthy online post that he was accused of rape while in college, settled a sexual harassment case with a female assistant at his office eight years ago, and has been unfaithful to all of his wives and girlfriends.
Well, it’s probably no more than the average bugman. The “rape” in college was probably just some kind of drunken pity fuck, in which the girl regretted it afterwards and accused him of rape to make herself feel better.
None of this would have happened if only he ate paleo instead of vegan.
Bitches love men who eat meat.
So we did break some new ground today, with “holding a girl’s hand” and “cheating on your girlfriends” now being added to the list of things you can be sued for / have your career ruined over.
Exciting times!
Editor’s Note:
The “Supersize Me” response documentary is pretty good.
This guy goes to McDonald’s every day and actually loses weight.
The only thing I would say is: don’t actually do that. McDonald’s “beef” isn’t really beef, except for the Quarter Pounder.
Nonetheless, he makes good points about fat/carbs, etc. It’s much better than gay-ass vegan propaganda film “Supersize Me.”
