Hey Trump – What the Hell are You Doing with That Evil Wizard and His Magic Orb?

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 22, 2017

This is a disaster.

CNBC:

In a 140-characters-or-less world, it’s a moment destined to become a meme: U.S. President Donald Trump, flanked by his Egyptian and Saudi counterparts, laying hands on a glowing orb.

It was a scene that appeared straight out of any number of science fiction or horror movies.

What was actually happening: The “orb” is an illuminated globe at the Global Center for Combatting Extremist Ideology in Saudi Arabia.

As part of the center’s opening ceremony, Trump, Saudi Arabia’s King Salman and Egypt’s President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi put their hands on the glowing ball.

Yeah – I’ve heard that excuse before.

Not buying it.

What are these hajis doing to Trump with that magic orb?

Are they sucking his lifeforce?

This is the last goddamn thing we needed right now – a desert wizard sucking Trump’s life energy out with an evil magic orb.

I’ve seen a few magic orbs in my time – and none of them have been up to anything good.

Well, let me take that back – it is certainly possible to use a magic orb for good.

But it was by people who had some idea what the hell they were doing.

Trump should have brought his own wizard.

For sure, he should have thought far enough ahead to bring a wizard with him on a tour of the Middle East.

The Middle East is the only place in the world – other than Bhutan – where nations are still run by councils of Evil Wizards.

Saudi Arabia is Evil Wizard Central Station.

What’s next?

Did Trump also deliver to them a lock of his hair and a vial of the blood of his first born son?

And I know, I know – there are those who are going to come out and claim that Trump himself is trained in the arts of wizardry, and was using this orb to suck out the life energy of the Wizard King.

However, we have no evidence to that effect.

All we have is an orb.