Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 11, 2017

Honestly, I’m shocked by how good this Washington Free Beacon YouTube sketch is.

They should get an Adult Swim show.

Like, seriously, this is at least as good as Children’s Hospital.

The question is: how does Washington Free Beacon have the money to produce such videos?

This video only has 1,111 views, and it’s a day and a half old. They only have 36k subscribers.

Their Alexa ranking is significantly lower than ours.

How? It’s because of advertising. They have advertisement. They

Can you imagine the type of crap I could think up if I could hire a staff of actors for skits like that?

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As Far as Hillary 2020…

I was a little bit surprised she wasn’t on the list of The Hill’s 2020 potentials.

I think if the Democrats were like “Hillary, we need the old Blade Runner back!” she’d for sure come running.

But if she’s still alive, she might try to force her way in. She’d call up Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and be like, “Deb, girl: we’re getting the old team back together for one more job.”

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

If Trump keeps going the way he’s going, I would sign-up to be an advisor to Hillary Clinton.

I have a complete plan.

The biggest reason for the failure wasn’t emails, or policies, or personality, or sexism, or criminal scandals: it was poor branding.

This ain’t gonna cut it:

She needs to rebrand the shit out of herself.

I would go full-antifa Hillary.

Run ads of her breaking the windows out of Starbucks and knocking over dumpsters.

That’s what’s popular with Democrats now. The ones who don’t like it will all be dead by 2020.

Antifa.

And that’s the image Hillary is going to need in 2020.

You need to be hip. Donald Trump won because he was well branded and hip.

We’re going to rebrand “Hillary” as “Hilldawg.” Young Democrats like semi-ironic rap music related things.

And no more of this “I’m with her” bullshit. That resonates with absolutely no one. Plus, apparently no one on her team understands neurolinguistics and that the subconscious mind was certain to pick that slogan up as “I’m withered.”

Bad, bad, bad.

Instead, our slogan is going to be END CAPITALISM NOW!

That’s what ALL the hip crowd is into now.

And she’ll give speeches in a Guy Fawkes mask.

That’s really, REALLY popular with the young kids these days.

WE’RE NOT EVER GOING TO TALK ABOUT POLICIES OR POLITICS.

Our brand is going to have five simple points:

• End capitalism NOW!
• No borders
• No government
• End racism
• Transvestite bathrooms

All answers to all questions will be some form of those three things.

Next step is to get a Buddhist tattoo.

That’ll give us big points with women and Asians.

She can also explain how Buddhism is really the antithesis of capitalism.

Next thing: though the Lena Dunham segment talking about Lenny Kravitz’ dick was good, we really need to play up the sex angle.

People are really into sex appeal, and sex.

Hilldawg needs to constantly talk about 50 Shades of Grey being her favorite book.

That needs to be an official talking point. If she can’t deflect an interview question into something about capitalism or tranny bathrooms, she’ll start talking about BDSM.

MEMES

Donald Trump won with memes. I personally made sure he won, using my very own memes.

Here is a sample.

But these are the last free ones you’re gonna get, Hilldawg.

LASTLY: MOST IMPORTANT THING

We are going to need a BASED reddit.

And guess who already registered r/Hilldawg2020?

Fucking I did.

r/Hilldawg2020/

This is the kind of leadership you need on the campaign trail where you will finally win victoriously, Hilldawg.

And basically, now that I own that Reddit, you don’t have a choice but to hire me.

This is the only way, Hillary.

Contact me immediately – we need to get started.

We can beat Trump and realize that America is already great – we just need to destroy capitalism NOW.

Don’t Worry, Readers

Obviously, running the Clinton campaign is going to take up a lot of my time.

But don’t worry.

I’m going to put TV KWA in charge of DS.

He’s an excellent CEO with a long list of experiences.

The guys from Exodus Americanus and War Room will serve as advisory board members.

This will work.