Hillary Clinton Caught Perjuring Herself About Secret Emails – Yet Another Felony!

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 27, 2015

Hillary "I'm the Victim Here" Clinton
Hillary “I’m the Victim Here” Clinton was just caught committing yet another felony

Well, the Hillary scandal just escalated about 17 notches.

She’s been caught perjuring herself.

USA Today:

Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton was back on familiar ground Sunday, defending her use of a private email server while she was secretary of State and her husband, former president Bill Clinton, during a Sunday interview on NBC’s Meet the Press.

Asked about her written statement under oath that she had turned over all of her work-related State Department emails, only to have some turn up that were sent to then-commander of the U.S. Central Command David Petraeus, Clinton insisted that a “very thorough review process” had been conducted by her lawyers.

HAHAHAHAHA!

“Yeah, I committed perjury, but it was a complete accident!

Newsflash, you stupid goyim: saying “LOL IDK” is not an excuse for committing a felony! Yet another felony!

Up to five years in prison, you stupid bitch!

18 U.S. Code § 1621 – Perjury generally

Whoever—

(1) having taken an oath before a competent tribunal, officer, or person, in any case in which a law of the United States authorizes an oath to be administered, that he will testify, declare, depose, or certify truly, or that any written testimony, declaration, deposition, or certificate by him subscribed, is true, willfully and contrary to such oath states or subscribes any material matter which he does not believe to be true; or

(2) in any declaration, certificate, verification, or statement under penalty of perjury as permitted under section 1746 of title 28, United States Code, willfully subscribes as true any material matter which he does not believe to be true;

is guilty of perjury and shall, except as otherwise expressly provided by law, be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. This section is applicable whether the statement or subscription is made within or without the United States.

Seriously!

How the hell is she going to weasel her way out of this one?????

Can even the kike media save her now?????

HOW?????

Clinton reiterated her claims that the use of personal email was for “convenience” and that the “vast majority” were to others in the government using official email addresses.

It was “convenient” to keep a secret email server in your bathroom, rather than use the assigned email set up for you by the government?

Bitch, just exactly how stupid do you think we are?

In response to Clinton’s latest comments about her email use, Republican National Committee spokesman Michael Short said in a statement that “the facts are not on her side.”

Not only did Hillary Clinton withhold emails she certified were turned over, she continues to perpetuate falsehoods about being transparent when the server itself was an exercise in skirting public records laws,” Short said.

But the filthy cuckold did not use the word “perjury” did he then?

Nor say that this is a felony subject to up to five years imprisonment.

Gee, I wonder why.

Could it be that the entire American political system is a gigantic hoax designed to kike over the goyim?

We’re going to have to do a Boehner on this shill along with thousands of others.

OVER 9000

I don’t see how they can keep avoiding this thing as more and more felonies are uncovered.

Related: This Hillary Clinton Email Scandal is Like the Twilight Zone – Why is Nothing Happening?

Hillary has to be doomed, whether the kike media and the kike government and the kike GOP all rally around to protect her. At some point – and we are now at that point – it is just too much.

It really looks like we might have a Donald in the office.

At which point he will immediately team-up with Vladimir, King of the Slavs, and smash these kikes!

It will be like the time the Avengers teamed up with the X-Men to stop the Skrull invasion!

"We are assembling a team of highly skilled individuals to stop these kikes once and for all." -Donald Trump and Vladimir at joint press conference announcing the Russian-American alliance, 2016
“We have identified the enemy, and we are assembling a team of highly skilled individuals to stop these kikes once and for all.” -Donald Trump and Vladimir at joint press conference from the White House announcing the new Russian-American alliance against all Jews, 2016

For those losers who don’t know, the Skrulls are a race of shape-shifting aliens, who infiltrate earth by pretending to be its heroes, pretending to represent the interests of the people while planning to destroy them as part of their intergalactic agenda (in other words, they are a metaphor for Jews).

The X-Men are a rag-tag band of oft-confused and misunderstood heroes with sordid pasts, but who genuinely wish to do the right thing (Russia).

The Avengers are the most powerful heroes on the planet, joined together to save the earth (America).

Captain_America_Skrull
At first the kike was like “Hello goyim, I’m America, goyim, fight the wars in the Middle East, goyim, have anal sex with men and cut off your own penis, goyim, feel bad because Black people are stupid and give them more free things, goyim, unlimited brown immigration now, goyim, I am America, give me all of your shekels immediately goyim because I am America.”
But then the blonde Aryan man was like "Not so fast, you filthy kike! I'm the real America, and we're kicking your greasy rat-faced ass out and giving everything you stole back to the people of this country! The jig is officially up!"
But then the blonde Aryan man was like “Not so fast, you filthy kike! I’m the real America, and we’re kicking your greasy rat-faced ass out and giving everything you stole back to the people of this country! We’re stopping the anal sex with men and dick-chopping and we’re kicking all these brown people out and building a gigantic wall! The jig is officially up – the real America is back!”