Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 2, 2017
tfw there’s nothing left to do but write memoirs.
Did you wonder what was happening with Hillary Clinton?
Personally, I had pretty much totally forgotten that she existed. I think that is the case for most people. Even leftists want to forget.
But she’s still hanging around, like a nagging case of the sniffles.
She’s writing a book about how to lose.
The Democratic presidential candidate is working on a collection of essays inspired by favorite quotes, scheduled for release this fall.
Hillary Clinton has a lot planned for 2017, including some reflections on her stunning loss last fall to Donald Trump.
The former secretary of state, senator and first lady is working on a book of personal essays that will come out this fall, Simon & Schuster told the Associated Press on Wednesday.
The book, still untitled, is structured around hundreds of favorite quotations that have inspired her. The publisher said Clinton will use the quotes to “tell stories from her life, up to and including her experiences in the 2016 presidential campaign” and into her thoughts on the future.
“These are the words I live by,” Clinton said in a statement. “These quotes have helped me celebrate the good times, laugh at the absurd times, persevere during the hard times and deepen my appreciation of all life has to offer.”
“I hope by sharing these words and my thoughts about them, the essays will be meaningful for readers,” Clinton added.
Clinton will also resume her relationship with the Harry Walker Agency, the speakers bureau she worked with after she stepped down in 2013 as secretary of state. Clinton’s lucrative career as a speaker, notably her talks sponsored by Goldman Sachs, were criticized by primary opponent Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont and others as a sign that she was too close to the financial industry.
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News reports have speculated that Clinton may run for mayor of New York City this year, although her book plans and return to the Walker Agency make that unlikely.
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Clinton has another project in the works: She will reissue her best-selling It Takes a Village in an illustrated edition for young people, Simon and Schuster told the AP. Clinton will collaborate with Marla Frazee, a two-time Caldecott finalist for the year’s outstanding picture book.
So, no title for the book.
What are you guys thinking?
I’m a bit stumped right now. Doesn’t happen to me often.
Hold on a second.
Okay.
A few crappy ones:
- The World is Against Me
- The Entire World is Against Me
- I Lost Because I’m a Woman and the World is Against Me
- How to Lose Bigger Than Anyone has Ever Lost and Not Off Yourself
- How to Lose Big (And Still Maybe Hold onto a Little Bit of Basic Human Dignity)
- 50 Shades of BTFO
- America is Not a Big Pussy – You Can’t Just Grab It Like Donald Trump Did
- My Body, My Country – Hands Off!
…and I’m spent.
Please put your suggested book titles in the comments section below.