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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 24, 2015
I regret to inform you that a school bus has crashed through the front of a house.
Experts are saying that finally, after 70 years, something worse than the Holocaust has finally happened, meaning we can now move on and stop talking about the horrible suffering of the six million lampshades.
AP:
A school bus has slammed through the front of a home in suburban Philadelphia, with the back end of the vehicle sticking out of the living room area.
Officials say nine students from St. Helena School were aboard when the bus crashed Tuesday morning in Blue Bell in Whitpain Township.
Township officials say the driver of the Wissahickon School District bus was taken to a hospital. A resident of the home wasn’t hurt.
Whitpain police are investigating the cause of the crash.
For the next 70 years, at the very least, this event will be used as a justification for everything America does – including killing babies. Tens upon tens of thousands of political speeches will be given, invoking this tragedy which trumped all tragedies.
For instance:
“America must secure it’s security against all toddlers, because if we don’t, another school bus could ram through a house.”
“On this day, on the eve of WWIII with Russia and China, we are reminded of the thing we will never forget. If Russia is allowed to outlaw homosexual pedophilia, another school bus could crash into a house.”
“Punishment for making fun of America must be swift and brutal in nature, for if we allow people to speak out against America, another school bus could crash into a house. Never forget has to mean something.”
“America was built on one principle, and one principle alone: that a school bus must never again be allowed to crash through the front of a house.”
“That bus crashing through the front of a house did not begin with a bus and a house. It began with free speech on the internet.”
Speaking on the event, President Obama announced that “the majority of lower Manhattan will be bulldozed” in order to make room for a “ginormous and decadent” memorial to the school bus which rammed itself through the front of the house.
Deniers Must Face Prison and/or Death
Even while the greatest tragedy the world has ever known – the purposeful, systematic destruction of the front of a house by a school bus – is still ripe in the minds of the American people, there are those who are mocking the tragedy by claiming it isn’t possible.
“How can a school bus crash through the front of a house? What, is it made of styrofoam? There had to have been bombs in the house to melt the steel frame.” said conspiracy theorist Rex Bones before being hauled off to a FEMA camp for having denied the greatest tragedy.
In the hours since the incident, prominent American activist Andrew Anglin has formed the School Bus Through the Front of a House Memorial Museum, and American lawmakers passed an emergency bill requiring all school children to visit the Museum four times a year, so they will understand the gravity of the event.
“We must never allow the voices of those who seek to see another school bus crash through the front of a house flourish by allowing them to deny that this school bus crashed through the front of a house.” Anglin said.
“This is the worst thing that has ever happened ever in history ever: the systematic crashing into the front of a house by a school bus.” Anglin continued, “Punishment for those who seek to deny this tragedy must be severely inhumane.”
