HuffPo: “Jesus was a Power Bottom”

Zeiger
Daily Stormer
June 28, 2017

A homo outside of his normal habitat – the bog.

Homos insist that what they do is “all about love” and is just “who they are.”

Those are lies.

Faggotry amounts to sexually transmitted Judaism.

These people behave exactly like Jews in every conceivable way:

  • They behave nepotisticaly, favoring other homos in business dealings.
  • They hate normal people, whom they refer to as “breeders.”
  • They hate Christianity and do everything they can to stain it with filth.
  • They endeavor to destroy the traditional family.
  • They work tirelessly on corrupting the minds of the youth.

Here we have a faggot doing exactly the sort of thing a Jew would do: publicly defile Christianity in the most disgusting way, and then write an article about it to brag.

And of course, HuffPo was only too willing to oblige him.

Huffington Post:

At the Smirnoff base on 39th and Park, a few straight, male reps gave out blank signs and markers. Stroked by God’s hand, the words flowed from me— ’Jesus was a power bottom.”

When I woke up on Sunday, I didn’t plan on marching in Pride. I was in my small hometown where I once spent my Sundays at church. On the trip back into the city, a friend asked if I wanted to join a float. I had a burger in a take-out container, my laundry in a grocery bag, and honey mustard everywhere— no man has ever looked or smelled so straight.

Smirnoff wasn’t asking for my religious convictions that afternoon, but I’m not the one who brought markers and signs to a pride parade. In my opinion, Jesus was probably more brown and gay than white and straight. And I’m not the first one to think it. Beautiful, queer, Dame Margaret Cho once said “Jesus was all about taking other people’s pain and absorbing it, and making himself stronger because of it — absorbing all the negativity from your persecutors and taking it on for someone else. He is not at all about guilt. A lot of Christianity has been distorted by anti-gay stuff that doesn’t even exist in the Bible at all. I think of Christ, at face value, as very much a power bottom. That’s a really good thing to be!

Just. Like. A. Jew.

This deranged pervert dares to claim that the essential message of Christianity is to masturbate into other men’s anuses.

“Praise be” Margaret, I couldn’t agree more. That’s why it was troubling when a rep asked me to change my sign or bow out. This happened at 20th street, after I had been with the team for almost three hours and had walked twenty blocks with power bottom Jesus. I’d passed many thumbs up, laughing gay men, women, and golden retrievers, even a smiling priest who handed me a free cup of water. Perhaps what they’d really wanted me to write was “Drink more Smirnoff, faggot.” Clearly, mine was not the brand of gay they were advertising.

I asked the rep if he was gay, which he was not. I asked him to explain why he thought this was offensive, which he could not. He could only mention a nameless few were suddenly offended by my sign. So on 20th and 5th, I felt shame. I felt like an asshole who should have stayed home, who, even as a gay man, didn’t really understand pride.

No, you really don’t understand pride.

And while you claim to have felt “shame,” I doubt it could ever compare to the shame all of your ancestors feel looking down at you from the heavens, crying out that after all their struggle and suffering, their line would end in some weird pervert desecrating everything they lived and died for.

This is a tragedy that can only be remedied through the cleansing power of the rooftop drop.