I Need Someone to Fucking Explain This Shit and I Need Them to Do It Now

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
May 19, 2018

Think the Laurel or Yanny thing is weird?

You can hear the words ‘Brainstorm’ or ‘Green Needle’ based on which word you think about. Try it.pic.twitter.com/7TrS9XNhNR

— George Aylett (@GeorgeAylett) May 17, 2018

If this is a magic crystal, then the government needs to seize it.

No fuck that.

We don’t need the government seizing it – John Bolton runs the government and who knows what that mad asshole would use it for – but whatever it is, it would be kikey.

Who invented this?

Yeah, don’t tell me.

I already know.

What we need to know is how to fight it. 

Just so you understand, this is way worse than Laurel and Yanny.

What do you hear?! Yanny or Laurel pic.twitter.com/jvHhCbMc8I

— Cloe Feldman (@CloeCouture) May 15, 2018

At least with that, it was different people hearing different things which could just be some genetic differential in the… audio receptors… of different humans.

I won’t say which one I hear, because this could be some kind of CIA nigger psychological evaluation project, but no matter how many times I play it, I hear the same one.

But Brainstorm-Green Needle I can hear either one, back and forth, based on which one I’m thinking of.

Magic.

Fucking.

Crystals.

We are sooooo doomed.

Please, Thanos – come quickly.

We need you.