Idiot Nigerian Stuck Between Two Buildings for 36 Hours in New York

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 5, 2013

Asher Vongtau: There's stupid, there's damn stupid, and then there's getting stuck between two buildings.
Asher Vongtau: There’s stupid, there’s damn stupid, and then there’s getting stuck between two buildings.

Generally, people do not want Nigerian immigrants in their country because they rape women, sell drugs and commit murder.  Well, NYU student Asher Vongtau has given us a new reason not to want these people around: they might get stuck between buildings, and cost tax payers money to get them free of this ultimate trap.

This Nigerian was believed to be missing for 36 hours, when in actuality he wasn’t missing at all, he had just gotten trapped between his apartment building and the building next to it.  Apparently, he fell into the gap, and couldn’t get out.

This is the Nigerian's gap.
This is the Nigerian’s gap.

The New York Post reports:

A pal said he last saw Vongtau early Saturday, after his friend left his dorm room.

“I don’t want to elaborate on what we were doing in there,’’ said sophomore Mike Yablon, 19.

He said he and some other friends reported Vongtau was missing to school officials later on Saturday night.

But campus security didn’t believe that Vongtau, a Nigerian native, was missing at first, Yablon claimed.

“All of his friends went to security to tell them that he was gone and was last seen heading to the roof. They thought it was a joke,’’ Yablon said.

“They didn’t want to check the cameras until tomorrow. We finally got them to go check it out, and they found his cellphone up there [on the dorm roof].”

School officials said they started searching for Vongtau after he was reported missing Saturday.

New York University spokesman John Beckman said Vongtau was found by school security Sunday afternoon when one officer heard him moaning from within the tiny space.

Cops said they believe Vongtau somehow fell into the gap, which fire officials said was six to 18 inches wide.

It was not clear how far he fell. The dorm building is 18 stories high and the victim lives on the fifth floor.

“He was found on the main-level floor of the building, on his side. He was moving his arms, so we knew he was alive,’’ Fire Chief Joseph Schiralli said at the scene, 80 Lafayette St.

“I asked him how old he was, and he said 19.

“He had been inside of that 2-foot shaft for about a day or two,’’ Schiralli said. “But he seems to be in good health.