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Daily Stormer
September 24, 2016
Remember this?
Hillary’s been having these hilarious minute-long coughing fits for a good while now. Nobody really cared, because, well, nobody was there. Her “rallies” have like, 200 people attending them.
But the debates are projected to have 100 million viewers.
Hell, I’m watching them, and I’m not even American!
Can you taste the delightful flavor of a 5 minute seizure/coughing fit from Hillary, live in front of 100 million people?
When Hillary embarrasses herself just right.
If presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton slips into a coughing fit or any other medical crisis during Monday’s high-stakes debate, she will have to power through, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned!
“There are no commercial breaks,” a commission source explains. “Period.”
Debate moderator Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away from the stage during the epic 90-minute showdown. And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated.
Clinton has experienced severe coughing episodes throughout the election year. During a Labor Day campaign stop she suffered a 4-minute choking marathon.
Monday’s throwdown could top out at 100 million viewers, making it the biggest political event in history.
EDITOR’S NOTE: The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5’4″ frame. Campaign Chairman John Podesta expressed concern that Hillary would be dwarfed by 6’2″ Trump. The request was quickly rejected. The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature.
LOL.
They have to make a custom podium, in order to make her look like less of a midget.
Don’t let your memes be dreams.
What do these news mean for the debate?
Well, for one, I sure hope the Hag has gotten over her “pneumonia” or whatever it is, or else she’s going to be in for a very rough night.
Actually, I don’t hope that.
But whatever happens, I have faith in KEK’s grand plan.
Yeah, that would work for me. Direct your prayers to KEK, boys.
