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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 22, 2017
OH DARN!
When I heard about 8 children being killed by an IKEA dresser I was like, “OMG great horror movie idea! I wish I had time to write a script!”
No but seriously, I was really sad about it. Because dead children.
No but seriously, I wasn’t sad. Children whose parents shop at IKEA and then don’t properly assemble the furniture deserve to die.
This is just basic Darwinism.
A 2-year-old boy in California is reportedly the eighth child to be killed by an Ikea dresser that was recalled in June 2016.
The family’s lawyer told ABC News that the boy, Jozef Dudek, died in May when the three-drawer dresser tipped over during his naptime.
“It fell over on top of him,” attorney Daniel J. Mann said. He said the boy’s family was devastated.
Yeah, good news reporting there.
I can imagine that having your child die because of a cheap Chinese dresser is pretty devastating.
The furniture item can be unstable if it is not anchored to a wall, the report said.
Swedish retailer Ikea told ABC, “Our hearts go out to the affected family, and we offer our sincere condolences during this most difficult time.”
The company reportedly went on to say, “the initial investigation indicates that the chest involved in this incident had not been properly attached to the wall.”
Okay, so you were maybe reading up there thinking “wow Anglin, that’s some dark humor, wow. I’m not so callous and jaded as to laugh at that joke.”
But then you just read that line about this self-assembly glueboard Swedish furniture company sending condolences to the family of a dead baby killed by their furniture and then immediately being like “well, they didn’t follow the instructions tho” and you’re now like “OKAY I GET THE HUMOR HERE NOW LOL.”
You know, I’ve got a thing about IKEA. And shitty Chinese plastic/particleboard furniture in general. And then I’ve got that thing about people who pretend to care about random dead children. Especially when they died because of the obviously irresponsible behavior of their parents – I mean, come on now. Every parent is worried about furniture falling on children. And to improperly assemble a piece of furniture when you have a child running around is inexcusable.
But furniture.
Here’s the deal.
Furniture used to be a part of culture. Pieces of furniture would be passed down through generations.
Then, all of this cheap crap became available, so people were like “well, I guess I’ll just buy this cheap crap because it’s cheap – hope it doesn’t smash my baby.”
All furniture-related deaths are caused by modern throwaway crap. Old furniture did not fall on children, because it was made of solid wood.
You can leave the room feeling secure this won’t crush your child to death.
Everything is now cheap, it is plastic. It is made in China.
We have hollowed-out ourselves and we have lost our humanity.
IKEA is the epitome of decadence, the selling of the soul of a people for bobbling trinkets.
IKEA represents the McDonaldsification of the entirety of human existence.
