I’m Dreaming of a White Saint Patrick’s Day

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 14, 2017

Yo dawg, we heard you like stopping global warming. So we put a blizzard on your liberal left coast so you could freeze to death in the middle of March.

Washington Post:

A winter storm churning along the Northeast on Tuesday pelted some places with more than a foot of snow, grounding thousands of flights, shuttering scores of schools and leaving millions of people under blizzard warnings expected to stretch into the evening.

States of emergency were declared in New York, New Jersey, Maryland and Virginia. In Washington, where the federal government pushed back its opening time, slush and sleet coated the nation’s capital, knocking power out to thousands of people across the region.

The National Weather Service said Tuesday morning that it was expecting heavy snow from eastern Pennsylvania through New York and into New England for much of the day. By the afternoon, snowfall totals topped a foot in parts of New York, New Jersey, Connecticut and Massachusetts.

Public officials across the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast pleaded with people to stay off the roads, asking them to keep streets clear for first responders. They urged travelers to take public transit, though a number of systems — including Amtrak as well as New Jersey Transit and New York subways and commuter rails — reduced service as the storm approached.

Airlines canceled more than 6,000 flights on Tuesday, according to FlightAware.com, the bulk of them scheduled for airports in the New York, Boston, Philadelphia and Washington areas. In Philadelphia, most airlines canceled all service through the airport there on Tuesday. New York state officials said that 99 percent of flights through LaGuardia Airport and two-thirds of flights at John F. Kennedy International Airport had been scrapped.

Global warming means more snow storms.

Because of the climate changing.

It means sleet and ice.

It means your plane is canceled.

It means your pipes are frozen.

In mid-March.

It means you have to give all of your money to the Chinese.