Important Rag-Headed Stink-Weasel Analyst: “Twitter is Toast”

Azzmador
Daily Stormer
December 22, 2016

No, he’s not a fake Microsoft Technician, he’s a “managing director of equity research”

Much like White countries all over the world, the people put in charge of Twitter have been slowly killing it for some time, and for a lot of the same reasons. Left-wing bias, anti-White hatred, lazy morons at the top of the food chain, general all-round incompetence, and a host of other ills have led Twitter, Inc. down the primrose path to an eventual death.

This surely comes as no surprise to anyone who’s been watching with even a passing interest. CEO Jack Dorsey’s ideas on how a chief executive is supposed to run a company are, to put it kindly, somewhat eccentric.

If Dorsey were to write an instruction manual on how to run a global social media platform, you wouldn’t hear about bottom lines, user engagement or ensuring customer satisfaction. To be honest, it would almost certainly lack any in-depth discussion of anything resembling a business model.

“Yo Jack, while you beez stayin’ woke, I gots some moe crackahs fo you to suspend, honey.”

What you’d get instead would be screeds about how a well-rested CEO is a happy CEO, so there’s no point being in the office all day when you can be out taking courses in vegan baking and yoga, how the best way to understand your user base is to allegedly have gay buttsex with your alleged Negro boyfriend Deray when he’s not inciting mass dindu violence at the behest of George Soros, the importance of keeping a special hotline for some weird gorilla sow who was in a crappy remake of Ghostbusters so you can mass-ban users who wish to politely inform her that she looks like Harambe, etc., etc., ad infinitum.

Jack be gone ta ban deez kkk muhfuggahs dat be ho’rassin’ muh ass!

CNBC:

Twitter is “toast” as a company and the stock is not even worth $10, according to a research note published Tuesday, following the departure of another top executive at the social media service.

The microblogging platform’s chief technology officer, Adam Messinger, tweeted that he would leave the company and “take some time off”, while Josh McFarland, vice president of product at Twitter, also said he was exiting the company. Both executives announced their departure on Tuesday.

Meanwhile, last month, Adam Bain stepped down as chief operating officer last month to be replaced by chief financial officer Anthony Noto, who has yet to be replaced. Twitter has also lost leaders from business development, media and commerce, media partnerships, human resources, and engineering this year.

The departures prompted Trip Chowdhry, the managing director of equity research at Global Equities Research, and a noted “uber-bear” on tech stocks, to issue a note on Tuesday claiming Twitter is “toast” and “not even a $10 stock”.

Damn, so Twitter is shedding execs like a sheepdog in the summertime, this turban wearing talking head is saying their stock, which is already performing pitifully, is overpriced by 44% and that the company is “toast.” None of this sounds good. So it can’t get any worse, right?

Wrong.

“Many investors were foolishly building (an) investment thesis based on complete stupidity,” Chowdhry wrote.

The analyst said that Twitter’s data quality is “horrible”. Chowdhry said that many pollsters used Twitter data to predict a Hillary Clinton win in the U.S. election but the fact that Donald Trump won shows that data quality is poor. One reason for this is too many fake users on the platform, Chowdhry claims.

“If data quality is bad, ad targeting is bad, and if ad targeting is bad, advertisers are not happy, and hence monetization will remain challenging for Twitter,” Chowdhry said.

Who is responsible for the user data problems?

The fault for much, if not all of this particular trouble can be traced directly to Dorsey and other high-up corporate officers. Their silly ideas about “social justice” and online safe spaces where no one gets to hurt anyone’s feelings unless said feelings are felt by pro-Whites created an atmosphere on Twitter that might best be described as an online witch hunt. For the left in general, but especially for Jews and blacks, getting users who express naughty, non-approved opinions banned has become a well organized cottage industry.

Now, when you have a situation where anyone who has an ideology even slightly to the right of Keith Olbermann gets suspended regularly, it’s only natural that they will make new accounts, most often using new usernames and avatars. Between this and the phenomenon of troll raids, it’s easy to see how this would make any user data that interests advertisers completely useless.

Not to mention, it often makes heroes out of those who get the Twitter shaft, making them far more popular than they were before.

I experienced this phenomenon myself. Before I’d even begun Hidden Mysteries Radio, I first attracted some notoriety by being the guy who got suspended constantly, despite my never breaking “The Twitter Rules” or their terms of service. When they constantly drop the ban-hammer on a guy who is just trying to share links to his work and get his ideas out there, people start to wonder why a global corporation either hates, or fears, a user with a couple thousand followers who dindunuffin anyway. In less than two years, they suspended me 36 times.

Their use of the term “suspended” is quite Orwellian. There used to be an actual process wherein one could appeal a suspension, and someone would actually answer your appeal, tell you whether or not your account would be reinstated, and why. That hasn’t been the case in some time. Suspension basically just means “banned forever.”

And now we have a situation where a social media website with over 300 million users can’t even sell the company.

Social Justice just doesn’t pay those bills…