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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
November 12, 2017
Bring your degeneracy to the whole world!
The number one problem stopping innovation in the realm of dildotech has been that the dildos didn’t spy on their users.
Now that barrier has been overcome.
Can you imagine the brave new world of possibilities opening up in front of us? Is there any doubt now that humanity has infinite potential to rise above the limits imposed by nature?
Some credible experts believe that aliens form a blockade around the earth, preventing contact with the broader galactic community, until we’ve reached a sufficiently high level of technological and social advancement. I think we’ve just crossed that frontier.
We can expect aliens to come down and make contact, now. Or purge the earth with orbital strikes. Either way, neat!
I have some news: the Internet of Things is a mess. A hacked refrigerator sounds slightly scary, but a vibrator-controlling app that records all your sex sounds and stores them on your phone without your knowledge? That’s way worse.
Today, a Reddit user pointed out that Hong Kong-based sex toy company Lovense’s remote control vibrator app (Lovense Remote) recorded a use session without their knowledge. An audio file lasting six minutes was stored in the app’s local folder. The users says he or she gave the app access to the mic and camera but only to use with the in-app chat function and to send voice clips on command — not constant recording when in use. Other users confirmed this app behavior, too.
A user claiming to represent Lovense responded and called this recording a “minor bug” that only affects Android users.Lovense also says no information or data was sent to the company’s servers, and that this audio file exists only temporarily. An update issued today should fix the bug. We’ve reached out to Lovense to verify this comment and will update when we hear back.
Yeah, I’m sure the chinks totally aren’t thinking of building up databanks of blackmail information on upper class members of their competitor nations (who are the main target demographic for this kind of stupid gadget).
Just what the devious Chinese would think up.
This isn’t Lovense’s first security flub. Earlier this year, a butt plug made by the company — the Hush — was also found to be hackable. In the butt plug’s case, the vulnerability had to do with Bluetooth, as opposed to the company spying on users. In a separate case unrelated to the Lovense, a company called We-Vibe was sued after after its Bluetooth-enabled vibrators allegedly collected and recorded users’ personal information. The company ended up settling the class-action suit for $3.75 million.
Can you imagine having your butt plug hacked? I can’t, personally. I don’t even understand what that would entail. But if they paid millions in reparation, it must have been bad.
What a future we have in front of us. Chink pirates everywhere, trying to hack into people’s buttholes. Somehow, I can believe it.
Forget about galactic empires – this is it.
