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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 12, 2015
Clorox Bleach has, insanely, apologized for a Tweet that some insane person claimed was racist.
Following Apple’s new emojis, released as part of this week’s iOS 8.3 update, Clorox Tweeted “New emojis are alright but where’s the bleach.”
Ah, but you see, this new emoji set included “racially diverse” emojis. So when someone saw the Clorox Tweet, they thought “bleach… colorless… white… racism!”
“You need to clean up your PR person. Put some bleach on your distasteful marketing ideas,” tweeted Negress @DriNicole. “Black emojis were added today. Saying this implies you’d rather the emojis be only white, by adding bleach.”
Here’s the nutty part: you expect these insane Blacks to scour the tubes for any possible thing to whine about, what you don’t expect (even though by this point you really should expect it) is for adults to take them seriously. But Clorox, in response to this deranged Negress, deleted the Tweet and publicly apologized for being evil racist haters.
“Wish we could bleach away our last tweet. Didn’t mean to offend – it was meant to be about all the [toilet, bathtub and red wine] emojis that could use a clean up,” they Tweeted.
The company then issued an official apology.
“We apologize to the many people who thought our tweet about the new emojis was insensitive,” said Molly Steinkrauss, a spokeswoman for Clorox. “It was never our intention to offend. We did not mean for this to be taken as a specific reference to the diversity emojis — but we should have been more aware of the news around this. The tweet was meant to be light-hearted but it fell flat.”
The Negress here is not even to blame. You expect these people to say things like this. Clorox, however, should be shutdown by the government for validating these delusions, and giving them credibility.
