Interdasting: Monkeys Mourn Death of Robot Monkey

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
January 9, 2017

Monkeys, it turns out, cannot tell the difference between a robot monkey and a real monkey… or at least, they care as much about the robot versions as they do the real versions of themselves.

Daily Express:

A chimp adopting a pet kitten and a family of monkeys mourning the death of a robot baby are some of the scenes captured in a BBC wildlife series filmed by remote-controlled animals.

Spy In The Wild has been shot using replica animals with cameras hidden inside.

In the first episode a male chimpanzee is seen cuddling and stroking the stray kitten and protecting it from predators.

Scientists and show producers were amazed when a group of langur monkeys in India mistook a robot baby for one of their family.

Stupid monkeys!

LOL!

And when the cyber monkey was accidentally dropped from a height, they were plunged into grief and began hugging each other for comfort Executive producer John Downer explained: “It was a voyage of discovery. We were never quite certain what we were going to discover.

“You never know you’re going to be getting a chimp who takes a kitten as a pet. That is extraordinary.

“It was so unexpected and had never been filmed before.”

Series producer Matthew Gordon scored another first with footage of grieving monkeys.

The crew set out to observe the langur mothers’ habit of sharing baby-sitting but struck TV gold when their spy creature was seemingly “killed” by a careless member of the troop.

So.

Very interdasting.

Here’s the thing.

I have been criticized by CUCKS for calling for DARPA to engineer a race specific encephalitis-type brain virus to exterminate the population of Africa. People are all like “wah, wah, that’s so mean, oh, muh African bebies, oh noes!”

Alright, cucks.

Let’s compromise.

We can be 100% kind and caring, and instead of a deadly brain virus, we can engineer a virus which sterilizes the Africans. Then we can send in robot African children, which they will believe are real, and can care for until they die out naturally.

Is that not about as kind as you can get?

Cutting Aid and Closing the Borders is the Cruelest Possible Option

Some of those who will cuck on the brain virus say that the solution to Africa is to simply cut food aid, close the borders and let them revert to cannibalism. This is wrong on several different levels, the least of which is that a cannibal holocaust is not more humanitarian than a deadly brain virus.

What’s more, the cannibal holocaust would take at least a decade to bring the population down to a manageable level, and during that time it would almost certainly wipe out the entirety of what remains of Africa’s non-Negroid wild fauna.

The African elephant, the lion, the rhino, the zebra, many remaining types of monkeys and apes and rabbits and innumerable other beloved creatures would be wiped out.

Is that a price we are willing to pay?

How can we possibly say that the well-being of the most destructive animal the planet has ever known outweighs the continued existence of all these other species?

We have already given up so much of the beauty of the natural world to this disgusting, evil race of wrong-evolved simians.

Are we truly willing to surrender the rest of Africa’s natural heritage to them?