Is Bernie Sanders a Funny Jew?

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
September 15, 2015

Eh?
Eh?

There are three standard types of Jews:

  1. Terrorist Jews
  2. Communist Jews
  3. Funny Jews

Note: All Jews are terrorists and Jewish humor is not actually funny

The question on many people’s minds?

Is Bernie Sanders a funny Jew?

A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused.

A woman enjoys intercourse with her man — as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously.

The man and woman get dressed up on Sunday — and go to Church, or maybe to their ‘revolutionary’ political meeting.

Have you ever looked at the Stag, Man, Hero, Tough magazines on the shelf of your local bookstore? Do you know why the newspaper with the articles like ‘Girl 12 raped by 14 men’ sell so well? To what in us are they appealing?

-Bernie Sanders, 1972

Could be.

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Still, if we’re going to have a Jew President, it should be either Woody Allen or Jerry Seinfeld.

If we’re going to have a female President, it should be Miley Cyrus.

If we’re going to have a Black President again, it should be either Gucci Mane or Birdman. Perhaps Rick Ross.

Because if this country is going to be a joke, it should at least be a funny joke.