It is Now Totally Illegal to be a Dance Maniac in America

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
June 13, 2018

I never thought I would live to see the day when it was illegal to be a dance maniac in the once-free nation of America.

Yeah, if you dance like a maniac, there is a slim chance that a gun in your pocket will go off.

We take risks every day. Do you know how many people are killed by bees everyday? I actually don’t know that, but Alex Jones does for sure and he mentions it at least once every day.

CBS News:

An FBI agent whose gun appeared to accidentally fire in a video showing him dancing at a Denver nightclub and doing a back flip before dropping the weapon has been booked into jail. Chase Bishop, who is based in the bureau’s Washington Field Office, was charged Tuesday with one count of second-degree assault, the Denver District Attorney’s office said.

Bishop turned himself in to the Denver Sheriff Department on Tuesday morning after a warrant was issued for his arrest, according to Denver police.

Denver Police had previously said they were awaiting the results of alcohol and drug tests before making an arrest. The district attorney’s office said in a statement investigators are still awaiting the tests to determine Bishop’s blood alcohol content at the time of the incident, and additional charges may be pending.

Well, he can’t have been that drunk to pull off that backflip he did.

Yes, he should have had the safety on, but some people prefer to keep the safety off in case they need to murder someone rapidly.

Also, the flip itself could have knocked the safety off. In theory.

“We are filing this charge now rather than waiting until the [blood alcohol content] report is received, which we understand could take another week, because sufficient evidence has been presented to file it,” Denver District Attorney Beth McCann said in the statement. “If an additional charge needs to be filed after further evidence is received, we can file those charges then.”

Video from the June 3 incident shows Bishop landing a backflip at the Mile High Spirits bar, and reaching down to pick up the weapon that had fallen from his pants. As he grabs the gun, it can be seen firing.

A man who identified himself in an interview with ABC’s “Good Morning America” as Thomas Reddington was shot in the leg. His attorney tells CBS Denver that Reddington suffered a serious injury.

You knew the risks when you entered the club, Reddington.

You little soyboy pussyass faggot.

Whining about being shot in the leg? 

You’re the type of faggot that is the reason McDonald’s coffee cups have to have words on them saying that coffee is hot.

Maybe you should call your mommy to kiss your booboo.

Fucking faggot.

Instead of whining and calling for Chad Bishop the G-Man to be prosecuted, why don’t you wait for your little booboo to heal and settle this like a man – in a dance battle.

Congress Must Act

It’s time that Congress acted on a comprehensive dance maniac agenda to protect the millions of dance maniacs who work and contribute in this country, and only want to be able to dance in peace.

Everyone has a right to go crazy on the dance floor.

I guarantee you that none of the faggots persecuting this man could have pulled off that backflip at all, let alone pulled it off without accidentally discharging a firearm.

Who watches the watchers?

Who can judge a dance maniac, other than other maniacs of the dance?