It’s a Zoo Out There! Gang of Feral Blacks Beat Up Moslem IHOP Manager

In a shocking act of defiance that caused ripples throughout the Alt-Right, weev recently countersignaled Andrew Anglin’s claim that IHOP was an acceptable call on cheat day.

While I agree that we should boycott a chain that serves something called a “Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘n Fruity” for its crimes against heterosexuality, weev later wrote something that outraged me: that IHOP is “the most popular breakfast establishment amongst niggers.”

Umm… racist, much?

Look kids, I know it’s now considered “hip” and “edgy” to use the N-word when referring to gentlemen of color. But this hateful word – which roughly translates as “one who deserves to be whipped because of the color of his skin” – has origins in slavery, and slavery is the reason why blacks act like unchained baboons in the first place.

Please bear that in mind when reading the following report.

Smoking Gun:

An IHOP manager was left bloodied after he was attacked by rowdy female patrons who threw punches, chairs, and plates at the worker, according to Tennessee police who are seeking to identify the assailants.

According to cops, the melee touched off early Friday morning at an IHOP restaurant in Memphis after victim Mohammad Al Hourani, 28, asked the group to “please keep it down.”

As detailed in a Memphis Police Department report, Al Hourani told cops that when the diners “started to get louder” he “asked the suspects to just leave.” Still yelling, the diners departed the IHOP, but “kept coming in and out of the business taunting” Al Hourani, the report notes.

Al Hourani said he called 911, but before police arrived, he was attacked by one of the suspects near the IHOP’s front door.

As seen in the above video, which was shot by a diner unconnected to the raucous party of five, the manager fought with one woman near a booth while two of her friends threw plates at the worker from point blank range. Al Hourani told cops he was struck in the head several times.

After the 5’ 8″ manager bodyslammed the woman with whom he was tangling, one of the plate throwers launched a chair at Al Hourani. He responded by throwing the chair back at the woman, knocking her to the ground. Further chair tossing followed before the attackers finally left IHOP and Al Hourani staggered away.

The IHOP employee, who was bleeding profusely from cuts to his head and face, was later transported to a local hospital for treatment of his injuries.

Wew.

Seriously, they don’t call it the International House of Primates for nothin’.

You almost have to feel bad for this hapless haji who ended up managing an IHOP in Memphis, Tennessee – a city so black that it makes Wakanda look gentrified.

Imagine cleaning the restaurant’s tables at 10pm on a weekday, surrounded by the darkness of night, and the crickets outside suddenly stop chirping.

C-could it be the wind?

Or are a gang of Obama’s children about to break through the windows, Night of the Living Dead-style, and send your Arabian ass straight to Allah’s eternal kingdom?

I guess there’s two things we can say for sure about Mr. Al Hourani: one, he unironically is doing a job that white people don’t want to do, and two, he’s almost certainly a proud member of every nigger-hating forum on the Internet.

These friggin’ IHOPs, man.