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Only the diabolically evil Orange Monster Donald Trump would ever suggest postponing an election because of coronavirus.
Everyone knew as soon as the Fiend Trump tweeted out the suggestion of postponing the election that he was the essence of mendacious malfeasance.
With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good), 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a great embarrassment to the USA. Delay the Election until people can properly, securely and safely vote???
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 30, 2020
As soon as he made the suggestion, all civilized Jews in the media, such as the astonishingly moral Jonathan Chait, condemned him as the twisted image of embodied darkness that he is.
The highly moral Jews of the New York Times immediately knew the truth: the sickening otherworldly Trump was attempting to undercut democracy, simply by suggesting the possibility of postponing an election.
The entire world united to condemn Trump for the completely unprecedented step of mentioning the possibility of postponing an election.
Everyone on earth knew that the only just and right thing to do if you cannot hold an election is to do a mail-in election, and just hope it works out somehow.
Of course, in New Zealand, things are completely different. Because unlike Donald Trump, Jacinda Ardern is highly moral and good, and truly loves DEMOCRACY.
The morally unimpeachable, angelic and unquestionable Jews of the New York Times immediately knew that this was a whole other story.
It is a horseface of a different color, if you will.
Jacinda is not a slut, and in fact is a devout Moslem apparently, but if she were a slut, she would go so hardcore on DEMOCRACY that it would make you puke. She would let DEMOCRACY and HUMAN RIGHTS do double anal on her. She would do ass-to-mouth and swallow a massive load of SOCIAL JUSTICE.
She would not even consider gnawing off those FREEDOM COCKS with her massive horse-like teeth. By Allah, her gargantuan teeth would not touch those cocks of true values.
So if she wants to postpone her election, and not give New Zealanders a right to have a referendum on the fact that she has totally destroyed her country because 22 old people in a nursing home died of a flu virus – then more power to her.
May Allah the most merciful and most gracious bless the postponed democracy of New Zealand.
New Zealand on Monday said it would postpone its national election by four weeks as a cluster of new coronavirus cases continued to spread through the city of Auckland despite a lockdown.
Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, who has the sole authority to determine when people cast ballots, said she had consulted with all the major parties before delaying the vote, originally scheduled for Sept. 19, to Oct. 17.
Ms. Ardern called the decision a compromise that “provides sufficient time for parties to plan around the range of circumstances we could be campaigning under, for the electoral commission to prepare and for voters to feel assured of a safe, accessible and critical election.”
She also ruled out further change. Even if the outbreak worsens, she said, “we will be sticking with the date we have.”
It’s difficult to campaign, you see. And in democracy, in the true democracy based on the most moral values of human rights, a presidential incumbent has a right to campaign openly, and to hold rallies and such in order to promote HER agenda to get reelected.
Of course, she couldn’t do vote by mail in such a short time. It would be preposterous to expect someone to arrange a vote through the mail in such a short period, what with the rise of the internet having caused the postal services in first world countries to shrink so massively.
May all the moist and juicy blessings of Allah be upon democracy’s chosen champion, Jacinda Ardern.
All glory be to Allah.
All glory be to true democracy values.
A democracy postponed is a democracy that is all the sweeter when you finally taste its sweet and sensuous embrace, by the mercifulness of Allah, most gracious, most merciful.
