It’s Time to Recognize Many Jews are White – And Ally with Them

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 1, 2016

You’re gonna say she’s not White? Goyim, please. Look at those blue eyes.

As I wrote yesterday in my response to the Breitbart piece on the alt-right, there are a lot of things among certain “less extreme” segments of the movement which I don’t agree with.

However, there is one thing they are definitely right about: some Jews are White, and we need to make sure not to alienate these people, so we can ally with them.

I have thought long and hard about this for over a year, and I think now, given that yesterday I perhaps offended some of the softer members of the alt-right community, it’s a good time to come out and say it like it is.

It’s fair enough that there is something they were right about that I was wrong about: Jews who identify as White should absolutely be included in the White movement. This can only make us stronger.

I’d like to offer to meet with Jews who identify as White and live in the Ohio area. I understand some of you Jews may feel uncomfortable meeting with a man who is generally hostile to Jews, so to make you feel more comfortable, I’d be willing to meet you at your synagogue in the presence of your rabbi.

We can peacefully discuss the threat of Moslem immigration to Whites – Jewish and non-Jewish alike.

As a goodwill gesture to the good Jews who identify as White, I have taken on the good Jew Paul Gottfried as an organizer for the upcoming StormCon 2016.

White Jew Paul Gottfried has signed on as the chief organizer of the first-ever Daily Stormer conference! And this White Jew knows a thing or two about conferences!

I had to make a few concessions in order to get him to agree, but I don’t think these will bother the non-Jewish White attendees.

For one, Jews will be allowed to wear their kippas, though he has promised me they won’t wear Israeli flag shirts or display Israeli flags on conference grounds.

For another, homosexuals will be allowed to attend, but will not be able to publicly display affection beyond holding hands with each other. He has also assured me that all homosexual sex acts will take place only in the rooms of the homosexual attendees – not in public bathrooms at the conference center where the event is being held.

Our man Gottfried got speaker Jack Donovan to change his speech from “how to fuck men like they were women” to “how to get manly with the boys.”

Homosexual attendees also must agree not to chat-up the posse of strippers I’ve hired to attend the cocktail party following the events of the day. Only heterosexual attendees will be allowed to chat up this brigade of strippers.

This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Once we have these White Jews on-board with us, we’re really going to be rolling like a sonic train, ready to shut down the liberals.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

April Fools, faggots!

I hate the kikes! All kikes!

I don’t care how hot Leo’s Jew GF is – these are stolen genes! She’s a shape-shifter! Odo from DS9!

I also hate homos! I do not tolerate!

#RealAltRight

Also, there is no StormCon 2016. If you guys want though, I’m down for a cocktail party with strippers.